The Handshake...

If a male gives me a strong handshake then it shows me that they are compensating for either having a small penis, have impotence or suffer with premature ejaculation...

If it's a female, then she needs headbutting to learn them that I'm the Alpha!
 
Swifty55 said:
If a male gives me a strong handshake then it shows me that they are compensating for either having a small penis, have impotence or suffer with premature ejaculation...

If it's a female, then she needs headbutting to learn them that I'm the Alpha!
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Profound words sir. Little in human history has been so true. I salute you and hope that any offspring you procure do not walk backwards. Live long and prosper!
 
I purposely always do a weak handshake, if possible keep my hand in my pocket so its sweaty or at the very least warm.

Works every time, on the people who think a handshake is the way to get a upper hand, dominate and control a meeting.

My old employer who was extremely successful used this method, he sold up and retired at 45. Sailing the world is his little boat atm. Lucky bugger.
 
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Swifty55 said:
If a male gives me a strong handshake then it shows me that they are compensating for either having a small penis, have impotence or suffer with premature ejaculation...

If it's a female, then she needs headbutting to learn them that I'm the Alpha!
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You take that from a strong handshake, really?
 
Arazi said:
You take that from a strong handshake, really?
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I would've thought the second sentence would trip your sarcasm detector. The OP is making mass generalisations or bragging about his superpowers to find out personality traits from just a handshake, he's doing the opposite about the 'crush your hand' types.
 
I was told when i was about 11 a firm handshake gives a good impression of confidence etc. etc.

Since then, always a conscious thought when I shake hands.
 
Exactly that. When I was young my old man said always greet a person with a firm shake of the hand. He said if anyone offers a weak hand in return it's a sign of weakness and disrespect.
 
I hate shaking hands. In fact I avoided it pretty much all my life until I joined a bowling league a few years ago and everyone does it. I have a thing for hygiene eg I hate touching door handles or stair rails in public places so why the hell would I wanna shake someone's hand ? For all I know they spent 20mins scratching their balls at some point that day or wiped without washing their hands... so why some anyone be judged on a hand shake it's pretty pathetic tbh
 
There's a hand-shaking thing where the guy sticks his index finger along your wrist, perhaps to feel your pulse, rather than putting it around your hand with his other fingers in the usual manner.
 
When someone puts their hand out for a hand shake I slap it with my hand and shout YEAH BOI

Always worked for me.
 
The handshake I do the most is what I've always called the 'Rockers' handshake which is hard to describe.

Here's a picture, if I'm out I'll be doing loads of these.

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Strong handshake people often fall into several (good and bad) categories.

I often find people who are usually uncertain about things, or stress out a lot have weaker handshakes, or they shake your fingers as opposed to the hand.

reed.co.uk wrote about it in fact, and some 80% of recruiters said a firm handshake bode well for people they were interviewing.
 
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