The height of hypocrisy

[potatolord]

Beyond Meat executive exits after biting incident

Douglas Ramsey was suspended from his post last month after he was accused of biting a man's nose in Arkansas.

www.bbc.co.uk

His company is vegan, yet he thinks nothing of chomping down on a human nose.

Absolutely disgusting hypocrisy!

What next, an anti-smoking campaigner arrested for arson?

 

[Mysterae_]

Never mind the height of hypocrisy, what about the length of hypocrisy? I've got a 12" stick but as a rule I don't use it.

 

[Participant]

Never mind the height of hypocrisy, what about the length of hypocrisy? I've got a 12" stick but as a rule I don't use it.

I heard it was more like 12cm

 

[Mysterae_]

I heard it was more like 12cm

You metric monster!!

 

[Minusorange]

Bit of a difference between biting and eating, do you bite a meal 3 times a day ?

 

[Malevolence]

Never mind the height of hypocrisy, what about the length of hypocrisy? I've got a 12" stick but as a rule I don't use it.

Tall tales are afoot.

 

[BUDFORCE]

Once in an English lesson, we did this thing where you write three lines of a story or whatever and fold the paper, and at the end the teacher read out the story.

It got to the bit I wrote, and although I cannot remember what I wrote, part of it I had written instead on nostrils "nose holes" because I couldn't remember nostrils.

I'd like to say I was just little, but this was in secondary school I was maybe 14 ....


True story.

 

[robfosters]

So if a vegan gives you a BJ, is that hypocrisy?

 

[R.P.L]

So if a vegan gives you a BJ, is that hypocrisy?

Depends if she's fit.

 

[adidan]

So if a vegan gives you a BJ, is that hypocrisy?

No, that's protein.

 

[Efour]

Depends if she's fit.

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