"THE HOFF"

welshboy · 1 Oct 2006 at 22:10

thought his album is out tomorrow or single or something?

radio1 has been plugging him all week and its doing my head in.

Gilly · 1 Oct 2006 at 22:15

Thanks for that.

panthro · 1 Oct 2006 at 22:21

I cant stand his new song. Got stuck in my head for a day and by the end of it I wanted to lobotomise myself.

sarutobi · 1 Oct 2006 at 23:24

i think his new song/mvid are brilliant

so hop in my car
...
get out my car

had me roffling

G|mp · 1 Oct 2006 at 23:29

Another one of those t'internet oddities that should have stayed on the t'internet

v0n · 2 Oct 2006 at 00:56

Yeah, it's a non buyer - get it emailed as flash joke - hear it once, forward to office idiot and forget it. Instead this will be another crazy frog alike powerplay which will get really old really quick but be killed over and over again in every pub on every karaoke night and wedding reception for next 10 years.

WotDa · 2 Oct 2006 at 01:15

G|mp said:
Another one of those t'internet oddities that should have stayed on the t'internet

Wasn't it planned for release in Australia only? That was until Radio 1 made it their business to get it to number 1.

SexyGreyFox · 2 Oct 2006 at 07:11

Why anybody is giving this loser the time of day is beyond me.
He isn't funny, he can't sing, he can't act, he's crap.
Why t'internet geeks are putting money in his pocket is beyond ridiculous.

z0mbi3 · 2 Oct 2006 at 07:16

dmpoole said:
Why anybody is giving this loser the time of day is beyond me.
He isn't funny, he can't sing, he can't act, he's crap.
Why t'internet geeks are putting money in his pocket is beyond ridiculous.

H'es no different to many many other artists in that respect though.

What I find weird is how its all become an act though. He doesn't play himself any more , just that cheesey stereotype.

I'm not actually saying thats bad, 'cause I can think of far more cheesey and annoying entertainment figures that go further than they should have ever done. At least Hoff is able to parody himself.

fatiain · 2 Oct 2006 at 07:33

Mrs fatiain sat aghast at the TV watching him the other day. "Is he being serious?"

G|mp · 2 Oct 2006 at 08:58

Mrs Fayshun should meet the G|mpess, she thinks hes a **** as well

iCraig · 2 Oct 2006 at 13:30

Sick of seeing his greasy tanned face now.

He was on GMTV in the morning, radio 1 at lunch, radio 1 in the afternoon, then some other interview of the night.

I know, know I shouldn't Hassle the Hoff, but that song can only be heard a number of times before you want to shove his god damn car up his arse.

sarutobi · 2 Oct 2006 at 16:27

dmpoole said:
He isn't funny, he can't sing, he can't act, he's crap.

thats the thing i like about him, he plays off his own cheesyness, which shows hes taking it all in his stride and using it to his advantage, i like it

v0n · 2 Oct 2006 at 16:45

dmpoole said:
Why anybody is giving this loser the time of day is beyond me.
He isn't funny, he can't sing, he can't act, he's crap.
Why t'internet geeks are putting money in his pocket is beyond ridiculous.

That's the key to success. That and looks of sex doll. You are funny, you can sing, play your instruments and probably could do better acting job when forced and you can't make it to the charts for the past few decades. Meanwhile, look at Hoff, or better yet - look at Kylie - ugly like brambie horse, can't sing, can't dance, can't act, can't write, can't play and apart from the short period of time when everyone watched Monkey Jackson, the world "can't get her out of their head" since eighties.

I said it many times and I'll say it again - these days if you got someone with real talent and tried to promote them - regardless if it was another Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd - all you would achieve would be some banghole like Simon Cowell telling them "you can't sing and you have no looks, stop wasting my time" chased by some pseudo media mogul, like Peter Waterman adding "Mr. Knopfler, let me give you word of advise - don't give up your daily job".

Gilly · 2 Oct 2006 at 17:24

That post would be great if you hadn't missed the fact that Kylie is hawt.

The Hoff is cool. There's no two ways about it.

red11 · 2 Oct 2006 at 17:27

He's still never going to save Pipex though. They've gone down the ****er. Even the Hoff can't fix that.

SexyGreyFox · 2 Oct 2006 at 18:10

Gilly said:
The Hoff is cool. There's no two ways about it.

You typed that without a smiley and I didn't know you were a student on 'this months' big thing.

janesssssy · 2 Oct 2006 at 19:52

theDave said:
i think his new song/mvid are brilliant

so hop in my car
...
get out my car

had me roffling

hes great.

"dont hassel the hoff"

v0n · 2 Oct 2006 at 21:00

Gilly said:
That post would be great if you hadn't missed the fact that Kylie is hawt.

Woot? Dare i present

Kylie:

Smiling Bramby:

Gilly · 2 Oct 2006 at 23:13

WTF is a Bramby?

Hawt

Hawt