The Jeremy Kyle show

DarkShadow · 20 Mar 2008 at 10:52

So, I woke up today morning and I've got a lot of things to do. I decided I'd treat myself to a large breakfast. I hardly watch TV but I turned on the TV to flick through a few music channels and watch some news.

Was just flicking through my favourites and saw this program was on. I remember someone once posted a clip of the Christians who kept preaching in an 'extreme' way. I thought I'd check it out, and blimey!

They had a Scottish lad on who couldn't put couple of words together . . ya know, he woz like tuff as nails n shiz. Any how, this disgusting piece of work had a problem of procreating, creating offspring with the attitude "well it's not my problem is it"?

Blimey is all I can say. Some really ****** up people go on that show :eek:

It made me realize that the number of dysfunctional couples/families are a lot more I think!

Anyone got any comical stories?

Anksy · 20 Mar 2008 at 10:55

i watch Jeromy kyle regularly, tbh its like that every day

Whats good is seeing the people on there, ''the once in a blue moon'' people, that actually do totally change form being on that show.

the show is full of aggressive, alcoholic, drug addictive young people. thats all it is.

Van Hellseek · 20 Mar 2008 at 10:56

Daytime TV seems almost designed to depress.

Nico_Joey · 20 Mar 2008 at 10:56

I have always wondered how these people get onto shows like that, i mean...do you apply or do the researchers just come and find some people ? Surely if you apply to go on a show and publicly air your very very warped and dysfunctional(sp) problems you must have the most warped sense of reality, thinking your actually going to resolve anything. :confused:

Saying that though, i have to sit through my sister watching shows like that and they all seem to want a DNA test for some reason or another and the show is more than happy to do it :rolleyes:

Anksy · 20 Mar 2008 at 10:58

Nico_Joey said:
I have always wondered how these people get onto shows like that, i mean...do you apply or do the researchers just come and find some people ?

At the end of the show and at every interval it comes up with a number and saying ''if you would like to be on the show'' :rolleyes:

and the same if you want to be in the audience.

Spend_day · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:01

quick nuke it from orbit. that show just makes me depressed as how far our society has fallen

Nico_Joey · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:03

AmateurJimmy said:
At the end of the show and at every interval it comes up with a number and saying ''if you would like to be on the show''

and the same if you want to be in the audience.

Wow...in audience :eek:

lol , why would you want to go see something like that ? I always ask my sister why she likes it, she just says its funny :confused:

Seems like its some morbid fascination with other peoples messed up lives making you feel better

Crossy · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:03

Id headbutt Jeremy Kyle if he got in my face like he does to most of the "Baddies" on his show. Plus he's a perv.

Snakedoctor · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:05

I try and avoid watching TV programmes which feature proletarians and who fail to form coherent sentences. Their opinion on anything is irrelevant and they should be locked away for their own and everyone else's good.

bledd · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:13

youtube for

"i'm jeremy kyle and you're scum" funny videos

Sinque · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:14

I couldn't understand that scottish guy at all, maybe 1 word out of them all

Van Hellseek · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:16

bledd. said:
youtube for

"i'm jeremy kyle and you're scum" funny videos

No Videos found for 'i'm jeremy kyle and you're scum'

Anksy · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:18

Noooooooooooooooo, you cannot touch Jeremy kyle, because he has bodyguards....

ROFL, thats what he say's to people who come on his show....

Jeremy ''you want to hit me dont you''
Thug ''No'' /Wink Wink
Jeremy ''Yes you do' i can tell, but you wont because my big friends are standing over there''

then thats when viewers think, Jeremy, Jeremy give it a rest, them bodyguards hate you, there in it for the money

Sinque · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:24

If you could bully the scum of the earth for money, wouldn't you?

Anksy · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:27

Sinque said:
If you could bully the scum of the earth for money, wouldn't you?

obviously

, but im on about when Jeremy mentions anything about a fight or violence to the scum on there, then he's like, ''Im not affraid of you!!!'' then he moves away and then turns to his bodyguards.

Mootang · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:29

AmateurJimmy said:
i watch Jeromy kyle regularly, tbh its like that every day

Get a job

Tunney · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:32

STOP WATCHING CRAPPY DAYTIME TV AND GET A JOB!

Apologises if you work night shifts.

DarkShadow · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:35

Who's that aimed at?

Anksy · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:36

Mootang said:
Get a job

my job, looking after my nan, and she has jeremy kyle on.

and when ive got into night shifts ill still be watching it

EDIT: ROFL at above

chris74 · 20 Mar 2008 at 11:36

I am Glaswegian and he was difficult to understand. Not so much of the accent but because he mumbled and chose not to speak clearly, However he was funny as hell.
Jeremy is nothing but a coward and even the woman in the audience could have knocked him out.

Loved the comment towards the end.
JEREMY: So you want to see your kid?(for the fourteinth time).
NED: How many times dae ah need tae tell ye!

Also when Jeremy was feeling brave, prompting the Ned(chav) he told him he'd get a kicking outside in the street to which Jeremy of course backs down like the little No Swearing!
he is.

I need to ask. Does the Jeremy Kyle show have its own changing room filled with tracksuits that dont match?. Do they then force the people to change into those clothes?.
Or do they simply choose their participants on there lack of style?.