The last embarrassing thing you got caught doing

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Well my girlfriend takes a lifetime to get ready in the shower so for the last few weeks i've been shamefully sneaking a read of her Twilight - New Moon book while shes in the bathroom:o. Yesterday morning I got busted doing so and as i've been ranting on about how much i hate the movie and that Robert Pattinson dude, shes let my mates know just what i've been up to. You can only guess the sort of ridicule i had to put up with at the pub all night.

So whats the last embarrassing thing you got caught doing?
 
Was in bed with a girl at hers and the house was up for sale, we were going for gold as we thought no one else was in, mid pasty smash we here a knock and the door open...

Standing there was father, estate agent and 2 people viewing the house!!! hahah she nearly died, i was dying of laugher. They didnt put an offer in..
 
Was in bed with a girl at hers and the house was up for sale, we were going for gold as we thought no one else was in, mid pasty smash we here a knock and the door open...

Standing there was father, estate agent and 2 people viewing the house!!! hahah she nearly died, i was dying of laugher. They didnt put an offer in..

lol! :p
 
Last one was at the GFs and her nan walking in on us. The mrs was a lot more embrrrassed than me as I was laughing about it and see seemed traumatisised by it. Havn't been round there since though
 
My girlfriend caught me doing "eeny meeny miny mo", when deciding which flavour crisps to eat once. She looked at me like I was completely insane.

(Being Thai she had never seen it before).
 
Told my boss I was flat out busy, 2 minutes later he walks in and I'm reclined in the chair, on my mobile to the wife and with OCUK forum on my computer.... **** myself for a split second, then styled out the call as tech support, pretended to read something on the forum, then hit the next browser tab along... Thank god it was BT's support page. Read the number to the misses and politely hung up. She was most confused but I think I got away with it ;)
 
When i score a goal in PES or FIFA i either do the Anelka spider celebration, the finger wag, Drogba's extendy arms celebration or a combination of all 3. Didn't realise i was doing it :/

now i do it because it makes me cooler
 
I had a drunken encounter about a week ago and suffered from a lack of 'standing to attention'. It freaked me out a lot and then happened to me when I was sober a few days later. I read up about it all and evidently the drunken lapse of performance was due to numbing of the nervous system or some crap and the consequent sober ****-up (excuse the pun) was then a chain reaction in my head of being nervous due to what happened before. Will this cycle ever end? I'm really not sure.

Pretty crap that the thing that helps me achieve my goal (alcohol) also acts as my worst enemy. Curse you.

Anyway, yeah it was pretty embarrassing both times. More so when I was sober, obviously. And now I've told you guys. I figure it might be one of those things that could cheer someone else up who's been in the same situation.
 
Not me but a mate of mine was caught mid-fap downstairs in the lounge, watching smut on the telly one afternoon after getting home from work early. The front door opens into the lounge, he didn't stand a chance and had to fess up with his trousers round his ankles. Hehe.
 
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