The little green alien

[FloppyPoppy]

Okay so having just seen the time travelers thread it reminded me of another question i used to ask people in a awkward way of "breaking the ice" and just getting to know someone better. The reason it reminded me of this was i used to ask the age old time travel question first followed by this.

So, it's late at night and you hear a strange sound outside. You go to investigate and you are amazed to find that a little green alien has landed in your back garden. You can communicate with the alien and he instantaneously is taking a uncanny liking to you. He comes over to you and tells you all of his powers. They are truly infinite anything you can imagine this alien has the ability to do.

The alien tells you that given his liking of you. He is willing to give you access to all of his powers. You can have it all anything you desire. On one simple condition. Twice a night at a time that is convenient for the alien he get's to probe you with his great big frankfurter sized fingers one at a time, all 16 of them.

Do you take the powers?

 

[Boycey0211]

Depends, are the fingers frankfurter like in composition or are they bony with big 'ole knuckles.

How long does the probing last? Is it just a quick in and out with each one or is he spending a while in there?

When you say convenient for the alien, I'm assuming he just follows you around. I wouldn't want to lose my powers by deciding to go on holiday and forfeiting the probing timings. Thats assuming I had already agreed though.

 

[Tefal]

Super powers and a free prostate massage!?


Sign me up!

 

[Malevolence]

 

[fatiain]

Super powers and a free prostate massage!?


Sign me up!

This.

 

[Tefal]

I would however use my super powers to make the alien look like Asa akria, although with 16 fingers that may still be freaky.

Now where did i leave the nuru gell and the padlding pool.

 

[FloppyPoppy]

Depends, are the fingers frankfurter like in composition or are they bony with big 'ole knuckles.

How long does the probing last? Is it just a quick in and out with each one or is he spending a while in there?

When you say convenient for the alien, I'm assuming he just follows you around. I wouldn't want to lose my powers by deciding to go on holiday and forfeiting the probing timings. Thats assuming I had already agreed though.

Good questions

The powers are duplicated over to you so you wont loose them in lack of his presence. He will just appear when he decides he wants a good ole probe. Probing time varies. Still considerably lengthy given the amount of fingers.

 

[Cosimo]

I bet this is OPs last wet dream.

 

[FloppyPoppy]

I bet this is OPs last wet dream.

Nah, This was.

Less wet.. more slimy.

 

[byeo]

Can I just skip the powers...?

 

[Skidder]

If he's doing it to further alien science, fine. If he's doing it because he likes my pink butt, fine.

 

[Sandycheeks]

Thought OP was an alien and about to ask if I want to share his powers.

I assume with all that power I could convince the alien that someone elses butt was mine or that he had already done it.

question i used to ask people in a awkward way of "breaking the ice" and just getting to know someone better.

What a truly worrying way to break the ice...I don't think you'd get to know anyone "better", I'm surprised...

 

[FloppyPoppy]

What a truly worrying way to break the ice.

I once flashed my nipples at a managing director through a window across offices whilst gently caressing them might i add. Needless to say it gave us something to talk about even if it was in a disciplinary. I don't do conventional.

 

[gord]

Why wouldn't you just use the powers to not feel any of the probing? I mean if the powers are truly unlimited then I'll be spending most of my time not in my own body anyway..

There is literally no downside to taking those powers.

 

[G-MAN2004]

I'd take them for free. Who else can say they've been fingered by an alien?

 

[wolfie138]

is no one going to demand a couple day trial first just to prove the powers are real? this could just be a cosplayer out looking for a gimp.

 

[Dis86]

I'd take them for free. Who else can say they've been fingered by an alien?

Every American ever?

 

[TheBDog]

Unlimited power? Once you have the powers you can alter reality to ensure that there is no downside. You can remove the alien from existence if you wanted and fix any paradoxes that may occur as a result.

If you wanted you could increase the number of alien probings and turn the alien into some kind of sexy man/ woman beast so it becomes a plus if it's not already.


The world is literally your oyster. Unless you don't want it to be. You have infinite power do whatever the **** you want

There is literally no downside to taking those powers.

Have to say this; gord, I feel like your sig is also your answer to this thread (EDIT: It said 'iWould' on one of your sigs but now it doesn't )

Le sigh. I'll see myself out...

 

[HecFam]

Would one of the Alien powers include the ability to re-tighten my sphincter?

 

[ttaskmaster]

No thanks. I'd just tell him I voted UKIP and watch him depart!