The most annoying person you know?

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SexyGreyFox

SexyGreyFox

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So who is the most annoying person you know and you can't really get away from them?
My mates girlfriend takes annoying to another level and if she was a bloke her lights would have been punched out by now.
Added to her verbal annoyances is the ability to take the acronyms LOL and ROFL to new heights and she has everybody in the pub looking round because of the most ridiculous laugh ever - that goes on & on & on & on and is so loud.

Here's an idea of what she's like:

1) We were in a pub when the electric goes off and one bloke in the pub is a qualified electrician.
She then proceeded to tell him what the problem was by using the word 'ring' as many times as she could and telling him he was wrong. In the end he gave up trying to tell her what it was likely to be and went and fixed the problem.

2) Somebody asked a question about a boiler so I turned their attention to somebody in the pub who was with British gas for 22 years and had his own gas company for over 10 years.
She actually told the bloke that she knew more than him and he ended up walking off.

3) Same thing with an AA bloke who was 30 years into service and she talked over him coming out with complete BS about the blokes car problem.
They went outside to look/listen but she still spoke over the AA bloke who turned round and went back in the pub.

4) Another mate wanted a PC so somebody said to go to me because I'd been building/fixing/repairing since 1988 and I was the man to suggest a good deal.
She turned around and said that she knew more than me and to take her advice.
I just stayed silent because at this point I was already avoiding her like the plague.
She took him to the blue place and he spent a fortune.

5) Last night I overheard her talking about her PC and how it is the most advanced one there is.
My mate asked her how old it was and she said 3 years old.
He then proceeded to tell her that it would be out of date 2 months later but how much did it cost when she had it?
'£500 but it is the most advanced one and still is' she said.

6) I noticed she had a new IPhone so mistakingly I asked her how much?
£20 a month
How much for the phone?
Nothing
You must be paying for the phone because nobody is doing deals like that?
All I'm paying is £20
Can you get me the same deal?
No, it's a special deal they did just for me.

These are just tips of the iceberg and sometimes I just want to smack her in the gob to shut her up.
She also looks like Susan Boyles uglier sister.
Do you know anybody as bad as her?
 
Morba said:
I bet your mates birds most annoying person is you!
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A bit hard since I never speak to her.

MonkeyMan said:
Your pub sounds awesome. You have an expert for everything!!

Why is your mate seeing her if she is so mouthy and a beast? Man up and send her packing before she destroys your mates life. :D
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Pubs - lots of them.
If you knew what I get up to at the weekend you would know that the audience is filled full of many experts.

My mate loves her and he is the most placid bloke on the face of the planet.

alexhull24 said:
You need to elaborately construct a situation in which she can be embarrassingly proven wrong. Demand proof of these outrageous claims!
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There was one where she was talking about alcohol and how long it takes for 1 unit to leave the body.
I turned to my mate and said she is way wrong, it takes 1 hour to remove 1 unit.
He argued for me and she went silent and said 'Yes you're right, I should have known that working with lorry drivers'.
We were all stunned and that is the only time in 2 years she has withdrawn a ludicrous claim.
 
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Morba said:
You don't need to speak to her to annoy her. You make snide comments to other people instead.
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Makunouchi said:
Are you pursuing some sort of personal crusade against dmpoole or something? This thread has turned out to be pretty amusing in my opinion.
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Very strange that he has made two accusations without knowing a single thing about me and how I interact with people outside of this forum.

Morba:

1) I don't talk to her except for hello and goodbye. I did make the mistake of asking her about the deal on her IPhone on Saturday and of course she got a special deal that nobody else has ever got.

2) I learned 3 decades ago to never talk about people behind their back to other people who know them - fatal because it always comes back.

3) If you saw me out of this forum I'm the bloke sitting in the corner minding my own business and being quiet until I hit the stage.
 
Morba said:
That is a snidey comment made to make trouble.
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Do you actually know what a snidey comment is?
She claimed something round a pub table, I leaned over and said she is wrong to a mate and told him the correct answer.
He then repeated what I said and after thinking about it she admitted she was wrong (for the first time ever).
How is that snidey?

I tend not to talk to her unless it's hello & goodbye but I will listen to her nonsense.
I've known her for about 2 years and within the first month I'd got the experience not to bother with her anymore and I don't, it's pointless.
I also never talk about her to other people who know her.

Yes she does annoy me and that's why I started this thread because nobody on here knows who she is and nobody I know ever comes on here.

I don't know why you're attacking me and why you've got a problem with it, you're being very silly for somebody I've never heard of on here before.
Trolling maybe?
 
Morba said:
You clearly dont like being someones most annoying person, so i'll leave you to it :P
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The only nerve it has hit is my funny nerve because you haven't got a clue.
I would say it's impossible to annoy somebody when you don't talk to them but perhaps you live in a strange world.
You are obviously attacking me because of my internet persona which is completely different from real life.
Stop being a silly boy.

platinum87 said:
But you seem to enjoy telling your friend when someone is wrong, do you do that often?
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Just the once last Christmas.

Here's the amazing thing - for a person who can annoy a whole pub with her loud laughing and bragging she doesn't touch a drop of alcohol.
Platinum, can I hire you to smack her across the gob with your keyboard?
How many fish fingers would it cost?

And here's another annoyance -
We can be on stage playing heavy rock music through a 3000 watt PA system and all the backline and you can still hear her laugh above it - I kid you not.
 
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Morba said:
As for attacking, you are the one calling people names fella, take a look at yourself will you, talking down to me lol
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I have never called people names on here because I know what would happen - link.
Where have I talked down to you exactly in this thread?
I thought I've been quite civil and mature after some of the stuff that's been said to me.

platinum87 said:
It isnt the first time either, i have a faint memory of typing something similar to morba, a long time ago, and having dmpoole accuse me of trolling and resulting in me being banned.
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I need a link to this because you really are talking out of your bottom.
For the record I think you are one of the best posters on here who always has me laughing because I know you are taking the pee all the time.
There's no way on Earth would I try to get you suspended because I would lose entertainment.

G|mp said:
The very same day dmpoole calls someone a **** straight out in the middle of GD and gets nothing.
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I need a link to this too please otherwise it didn't happen.

dmpoole knows where the boundaries are and 99% of my posts are sarcasm and winding people up who always fall for it (just like Platinum does).
I know that I sit on the edge of that fence sometimes but never go over the top to get suspended, I leave that to others who can't control themselves.
If I help to push you then so be it but you should sit back and realise this a forum where nobody is real.
 
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Morba said:
Wow, are you so blind that you believe that you cannot annoy someone if you don't speak to them? Shocking.
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Do you know when you're in school and you're in your class but the teacher then makes you go outside in the playground but there is that big boy who you hear and he keeps bragging & lying all the time to those around him but you yourself have nothing to do with him?
Well the woman is like that big boy at your school who annoys you.
You might nod to him in the corridor when he passes you but that's really as far as it goes.
You say nothing to anybody else about him just in case they tell on you and he beats you up.
Well that's like her that is.
As far as the big boy is concerned you don't exist.
Well that's probably how the lady thinks about me.
 
Morba said:
So I am right, the the op could be equally as annoying to the woman as she is to him? :p
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Of course I could but in this case I don't feature in her life to make a difference.
I am just a speck of dog dirt on her shoe who doesn't interact with her.
I could take you to several people who I am at the top of their annoyance list but that's because I've always got a smile on my face and take life as it comes which for some reason winds them up.

platinum87 said:
So you admit to trolling?
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I don't troll, quite far from it.
I don't give an opinion just to cause controversy.
Trolling is the stuff you do and you get called for it all the time but I would call it funny.
I just use a bit of sarcasm now & then which isn't trolling but it winds some people up.

And who said I called Fox a ****?
Fox is brilliant and easily one of the best posters on this forum although he likes to get his nails in and won't let go.
 
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G|mp said:
Continue on your way Dave, I'm sure if you brown nose enough you will be a Don by the end of 2011.
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How little you know.
I was made an Underboss around 2004 and I was absolutely useless because I let anything go.
After 4 months I hadn't done a single bit of moderating and they took it away from me.
I am the very last person who they would turn into a Don and I wouldn't want it anyway because 1) I'd let anything go and 2) I'd be crap and 3) It would be a very unpopular decision.
 
platinum87 said:
And generally the way you write it sounds like a teacher talking to a 5 year old explaining things.. I suppose thats the sarcasm.
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I was using an analogy that everybody could understand about the playground and the big boy but you took it the wrong way which is not my fault.
The fish fingers comment was a dab at comedy and definitely not trolling.

Anyway, the second most annoying person in my life was an ex boss who used to constantly whistle very loudly but he would whistle nothing that could be recognised.
He used to get on everybody's nerves but I think it was a nervous thing.
It was annoying especially when you'd got headphones on and all you could hear was a high pitched whining.

Perhaps I annoyed him with wearing my headphones - who knows.
 
I've only just noticed that G|mp has been banned :(
Please don't ban him just because he's having his say, he will never upset me and neither will anybody else - we're just internet folk.
He obviously doesn't know my past with being the most useless Underboss ever to come out with the comment he did.
C'mon Dons, it's a bit of harmless banter.
 
Morba said:
I get that you dont like people picking a flaw and yes all I have to go on is your OP,
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From my OP you would have realised that she annoys EVERYBODY around her because she acts the same with EVERYBODY.
I decided about 21 months ago to just say hello and let her carry on arguing with everybody else while they are all roll-eyeing each other.
If you had said that we were ALL at the top of her most annoying list then you would have a point but you decided to pick on just me for some reason.
In fact, you would have a very big point because that is probably how she looks at everybody she comes into contact with - nobody is good enough.
Her best mate reckons she is like that because her ex husband was an alcoholic and violent towards her and she has had to adapt her personality because of it.
(and before you read into that sentence I did not ask her mate but overheard her telling somebody else).
 
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