The Most Embarrasing Thing Happened To, erm, My Friend ... Yes, My Friend.

Von Smallhausen · 4 Apr 2006 at 00:21

My, erm, friend was at Stansted airport today and prior to booking in at the desk, he opened his case to get something out. He also forgot to zip it so when he walked away a single item fell out, not some socks or anything else, but a packet of contraceptive carrier bags ...... yes. He didn't know this at the time.

He walked a short distance from where he was and the lady friend he was with looked with horror and he asked what the problem was ...... through gritted teeth, she said .... look over there. Where ? There.

WTF

A group of 3 studenty type people said ...... ' I think these are yours mate ' and he kicked them over to him, him being speechless almost and the ladyfriend saying I am not with this noob.

How I would so hate to be in that position that my .... erm mate, was.

Von Smallhausen · 4 Apr 2006 at 00:43

Thanks for the replies folks, I will tell my, erm, mate ....

Poor lad ....

Did he use them ? I will not ask him such a personal question.

Von Smallhausen · 4 Apr 2006 at 00:58

BrenOS said:
OMG you found my balloons! Thanks so much!

ROFL !!!!

Von Smallhausen · 4 Apr 2006 at 10:50

dirtydog said:
So a packet of condoms dropped out of your pocket and some people saw it and mentioned it... erm that's not particularly embarrassing.

I shall tell him dd .... thanks.

They were kicked uncerimoniously across the floor in a busy airport. It did raise a laugh though, so he tells me.

As for Desmo .... you have just made a powerful enemy

Von Smallhausen · 4 Apr 2006 at 11:48

Spawn said:
Exactly what i was thinking myself, not a particularly embarassing moment tbh.

Thread closed ..... reason ...... point missed.

Von Smallhausen · 4 Apr 2006 at 12:06

Spawn said:
Sorry dude, i tried ever so hard to find it amusing but...just...couldnt

LOL.

Never mind, it did happen though, in a packed airport, so my mate said.

Von Smallhausen · 4 Apr 2006 at 12:19

Spawn said:
Hmm that reminds me then i should take my pack of durex featherlites out of my laptop case as im off to Canada on Fri , last thing i want is for them to fly out in front of my mum while im checking in

Now that would be worth a thread.

Zip, they were apparantly, according to my mate, Durex Uber Grande de la Elephant. Not cheap. One must not cut corners in this field.