The Night Before Christmas. RIP.

[joeconway]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;



The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;



The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

So I cleaned up the dishes and made a nice brew,

Then settled down for a game of CoD2,

When all of a sudden the machine started to clatter,

I sprang from the sofa to see what was the matter.

Across the room I flew like a flash,

Fell down to the floor with a loud smash.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

A red ring.


Merry ******* Christmas.

 

[rp2000]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;



The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;



The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

So I cleaned up the dishes and made a nice brew,

Then settled down for a game of CoD2,

When all of a sudden the machine started to clatter,

I sprang from the sofa to see what was the matter.

Across the room I flew like a flash,

Fell down to the floor with a loud smash.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

A red ring.


Merry ******* Christmas.

You dropped your 360 ? (it is hard to tell if your rhyme is for real or just for effect).


rp2000

 

[joeconway]

no..i did.


in despair

 

[dannyjo22]

Could be worse.

 

[Neoni]

Could be worse.

how could it be worse the day before crimbo?

 

[rp2000]

how could it be worse the day before crimbo?

It's Christmas, a time to think of others (in some people's books). Is it really hard to image something worse than a luxury toy games console for rich people breaking?

no..i did.


in despair

So translate what happened in English. Did the 360 RROD itself, or did you somehow drop it and then it RROD?


rp2000

 

[yaboy]

who plays on theier 360 on xmas day anyway?

its quality family time day

got all other days for gaming imo

 

[RuMp3l4$k1n]

I played family time its over rated I give it 6/10 max. I'm gonna game my little nips off tomorrow. UT here I come

 

[SiD the Turtle]

8/10 for the rhyme and commiserations on the RROD.

 

[Soulja]

how could it be worse the day before crimbo?

Ignore him, he's had too many beers

 

[Andybtsn]

Why the hell were you playing COD2?

You brought this on yourself!!!!

 

[Hilly]

It's Christmas, a time to think of others (in some people's books). Is it really hard to image something worse than a luxury toy games console for rich people breaking?


So translate what happened in English. Did the 360 RROD itself, or did you somehow drop it and then it RROD?


rp2000

Don't see how you don't get the above poem.

It red lighted and he was the one who hit the floor. No dropping involved!

 

[Stellios]

Unlucky matey, im not even going to dare turn mine on just incase.

 

[rp2000]

Don't see how you don't get the above poem.

It red lighted and he was the one who hit the floor. No dropping involved!

All makes sense now!!!! He said it started to "clatter" which confused me!!

Now the question is will MS fix his 360 first or will his bruise from where he fell down heal first.


rp2000

 

[Baxtor]

Nasty...hope you get it fixed soon.

 

[Thesnipergecko]

Unlucky mate, at least it wasn't a Christmas present for you or the kids (if you have any). That would have been a bigger disappointment.

T.

 

[NokkonWud]

Could be worse, you could have thrown it down the stairs.
Like him ^ .

 

[Thesnipergecko]

Could be worse, you could have thrown it down the stairs.
Like him ^ .

Haha Nokkon's a big Fairy

T.

 

[Calexico]

I got the RROD last week (13 months after purchase). Luckily I only got PC games for crimbo