The OcUK Alpha thread

[DreXeL]

Chest shaving? Skinny jeans? Man-bags? Moisturising? Guy-liner? Tanning? SWMBO?

Are there any knuckle-scraping, nut-swinging, hairy-arsed real men left on OcUK?

Fellow neanderthals, stand up and be counted!! The relentless wave of gay needs to be stopped!!

Post in here if you aren't a poncy metrosexual fag

 

[DreXeL]

DreXeL you forgot tanning! Damn homogays.

Indeed I did good man, added to list.

 

[DreXeL]

I use chilli sauce as a sexual lubricant, does that count?

Have some man-points sir.

 

[DreXeL]

makeup for (gay)men

Guy-liner added to list.

 

[DreXeL]

also whats SWMBO?

She Who Must Be Obeyed. Usually posted on internet forums as a reason to not spend thousands of pounds on pointless boys-toys.

 

[DreXeL]

England shirt and Union jack shorts. Awesomely non-gay

 

[DreXeL]

No chest shaving, the occasional skinny jeans, occasion al moisturising due to eczema, no tanning, definitely no SWMBO.

I don't have a place in this thread

The moisturising for the eczema is just about acceptable, but skinny jeans are a complete no-no. Get the **** out of the thread, you big nancy.

 

[DreXeL]

Just went for a slash and my shirt was hanging down a bit and i slashed all over it and onto the bog seat to...man enough for you?

 

[DreXeL]

I have man flu and STILL went to work today.

I'm afraid I'll have to take some man points away for that. When a real man gets man flu he stays at home in bed and gets the missus to wait on him hand and foot.

 

[DreXeL]

Exactly, DreXeL just outed himself as not being an alpha male.

/exits own thread

 

[DreXeL]

I agree, precious "men" just get to me for some reason... I'm normally so passive to such things, but all this elaboration and primadonna fuss is pathetic to me. Guys that check themselves out in a mirror or make a big deal about what they wear and how their face is, how their hair is, is really so effeminate.

My only vanity is hitting the gym, even then I don't wear designer clothes or flattering clothes because I really am honestly that bothered. My nonchalance has probably served me better.

blokes should just need to get out of the shower, dry, and throw some clothes on without even looking in the mirror (unless you're putting on a tie).

It used to **** me off when I had to wait for 30 mins whilst he finished in the bathroom - I even had to pee out of the window a couple of times.

I mean it doesn't really bother me, I don't get annoyed or aggressive, but I do genuinely roll my eyes and shake my head - I just find it really really strange. I just don't "get" it I guess.

100% agree. Seriously, why does a bloke need to preen himself for at least an hour before going anywhere? ****ing tarts.

 

[DreXeL]

he's so fed up with the nancy boys on the forum he wanted to make a stand