The OcUK Anonymous Valentines Thread

[Tobes]

Anonymous? Pfft

I want Hostile17. I will trade all of my porn for one night with him.

That's as long as he's kept his hair. Otherwise no thanks.

 

[Klo]

And I'm sure half of that is made up - this forum is geek central. The closest thing to a 'pasty' these guys have had is a Cornish pasty from Greggs.

At least a Cornish pasty doesn't reject you!!

 

[Makunouchi]

Haha, I totally forgot we had an OcUK Rogues gallery...

I'd still go gay for that, I preferred the old picture though

 

[JBuk]

Cain Dingle?

 

[Tefal]

Haha, I totally forgot we had an OcUK Rogues gallery...

I'd still go gay for that, I preferred the old picture though

?

 

[Tefal]

Pathetic. I mean, really pathetic.

Well we'll leave it up to your clearly well trained hands to round up some more then

 

[Makunouchi]

Cain Dingle?

It's Tobes.

http://www.ocukrogues.co.uk/ If you've never seen it.

 

[Tobes]

Haha, I totally forgot we had an OcUK Rogues gallery...

I'd still go gay for that, I preferred the old picture though

Old picture is still there I think if you click my name. Don't think I have ever put anything else up there though.

 

[Tefal]

http://www.ocukrogues.co.uk/people/admiral huddy

 

[Naffa]

Only forty minutes to go before the OcUK Valentines love fest, get 'em in quick!

 

[Cosimo]

Only forty minutes to go before the OcUK Valentines love fest, get 'em in quick!

5 minutes to go, enough time to get a drink and settle down for a few laughs.

 

[Naffa]

Well, the time is now upon us.

Here are the first batch of OcUK Valentines! (I will add the recipient above if they're not named in the message).

Dear OcUK..

I confess my Love for TW Fox.. he can polish me any day of the week!

SecretSpy is fit. That is all.

For magick,

Rossess are red
Violetss are blue
Time goess by
We'll come for you

Plenty more to come.

 

[apeZ]

Looking forward to this!

Edit: YES!

 

[Cosimo]

Well, the time is now upon us.

For magick,

Rossess are red
Violetss are blue
Time goess by
We'll come for you

Plenty more to come.

Valentine, that looks more like a threat.

 

[secretspy]

ha ha aww I really want to know who wrote that

 

[Naffa]

The second batch.

To Nickg,

I'd love to be your Valentine, but you need to man up and ask me out.
Make mating noises, smash a pasty on my till or slip your number to me,
I don't care how.
I want you and you want me.
It's undeniable.

From 'Asda girl'

To Gilly

Baby, I miss you. Every time your ban hammer strikes the whole of OCUK
quiver in fear, and to be entirely honest with you, it turns me on.
I need a macho man who can lay down the power and show some authority.
I'd love it if you spanked me too.
Be my Valentine, but not after you've banned a few people. I need to see
you at your horniest.

Anon

To Secretspy

There's something about you that makes my whole body tingle...I don't
know why. I want you baby.
Together we can resist the hordes of men upon us. Be my Valentine.

sara

To Spie

I'd love to see your hardware. I'll pay for express shipping too. Take
me for a ride in your Ferrari. I wish I could afford a car like it, but
I'll make do with a man like you. You might not want to be my Valentine,
but I promise I'll get rid of the BMW soon. If you change your mind,
call me.

[TW]FOX

To Freefaller

Fancy a workout session? I want to see you pump those muscles and work
those abs. I'll lift you, pull you, press you - your body completes my
home gym. Be my Valentine.

TANK

 

[CliffyBiro]

I love the suggested lizard accent on Magick'ssss message.

 

[Cosimo]

The second batch.

ROFLMBFAO

 

[Naffa]

Wow... As James May would say, I'm actually quite moved. I had no idea the members of OcUK were capable of such sincerity, such emotion and such love. Touching, genuinely touching.

[TW]Fox, for months now i have had feelings for you. The way you dominate the motors section with such power, it just sends shivers shooting down my spine. I feel you're presence when you browse my posts, its electrifying. Many a fantasy you have fueled. I hope some day we will meet up, maybe at an OcUK meet. We could spend some time together in your 530i, maybe mount the rolling road together. But for now all i can do is stare, endlessly at you're profile page. With love, Rotty x x

I'm sure Rotty will love me for that.

To [TW] Fox

Roses are Red
BMWs should be Blue
I want a 5 series
And I want you

xXx

Fox is doing well out of this. He should be busy for the next few weeks.

 

[Cosimo]

Fox is doing well out of this. He should be busy for the next few weeks.

Only a few weeks.