The OCUK - make your own country thread.

Raumarik

Raumarik

Raumarik

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We all whinge about politicians. So lets see how you'd do, in a non-serious way as befits OCUK of course! ;)


Fill in the following form:

  • Country name:
  • Head of State title (Your title):
  • National anthem:
  • National emblem:
  • Allies:

Five new laws you'd introduce:
  1. Law:
  2. Law:
  3. Law:
  4. Law:
  5. Law:

Three celebrities you'd kick out:
  1. Celeb:
  2. Celeb:
  3. Celeb:
 
Name: OcUK
Head of State: Godfather (spie), country run by mafia family
National Anthem: God save our Voltage
National Emblem: The winner of the OcUK competition


Laws:
.No freedom of speech concerning other countries (competitors)
.No swearing
.Partial freedom of press (nothing bigger than 4 lines of text)
.If you want to tell somebody about a picture, you have to get a photocopied version of the original
.If you leave the country, you can't tell anybody or say goodbye

Celebs to kick out:
Yantorsen
Gibbo
Helmutcheese

*This was all made in jest, if any mod feels any of it to be in bad taste, delete as appropriate*
 
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  • Country name: Leblanistan
  • Head of State title (Your title): Arch Penguin
  • National anthem: Something by the Who
  • National emblem: The Penguin
  • Allies: Not the USA or North Korea

Five new laws you'd introduce:
  1. Law: Doddery old people banned from supermarkets at busy time.
  2. Law: Stupid ugly people banned from breeding
  3. Law: Community service for the unemployed
  4. Law: Large pub owning companies banned from restricting which suppliers their tenants use.
  5. Law: People who ask too many daft questions will have 'NOT LOL DVDBUNNY' branded on their foreheads, if they still can't learn how to work a google they'll be deported to the Isles Of Scilly.

Three celebrities you'd kick out:
  1. Celeb: Jeremy Kyle
  2. Celeb: All those female Labour ministers who always like they're addressing children.
  3. Celeb: Tim Westwood (I wouldn't kick him out, I fire him from a canon)
 
Five new laws you'd introduce:
  1. Law: 1 Year national service is required by law
  2. Law: only those who have served or gone through basic training are allowed to VOTE!
  3. Law: all media outlets are exclusively controlled by the government
  4. Law: global policy is dictated to other nation states, non-compliance is an act of war
  5. Law: any research/science that has uses in war always has priority over all other matters
 
Kami said:
We all whinge about politicians. So lets see how you'd do, in a non-serious way as befits OCUK of course! ;)


Fill in the following form:


  • [New Albion]Country name:
    [First Protector]Head of State title (Your title):
    [Give Peace a chance (John Lennon)]National anthem:
    [Dove]National emblem:
    [Eire, Switzerland, Luxembourg, New Zealand, Iceland]Allies:

Five new laws you'd introduce:

  1. [All TV broadcasting banned; Newspapers reviewed annually and closed if they contain less than 70% news; Radio transmissions monitored and stations fined heavily if transmission contains gibberings deemed to be moronic.]Law:
    [All health and safety legislation to fit on 100 A4 pages. Nationally one health and safety officer per page of the rules. Summary execution for any surplus officers.]Law:
    [Internet access only to approved internet sites. Personal newtorking sites banned. ]Law:
    [Death penalty for drug traffickers. Death penalty for paedophiles. Mandatory imrisonment for public displays of drunkeness. Birching for public use of foul language. Other offences to have capital/corporal sentences as appropriate.]Law:
    [Monthly "We Love The First Protector" bank holiday.]Law:

Three celebrities you'd kick out:

  1. [There would be NO celebrities in New Albion :)]Celeb:
  2. Celeb:
  3. Celeb:
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Kami said:
We all whinge about politicians. So lets see how you'd do, in a non-serious way as befits OCUK of course! ;)


Fill in the following form:

  • Democratic Farcity of Vontasia:
  • General President Von Smallhausen:
  • Captain Pugwash theme.:
  • Bottle of Kronenbourg:
  • None:

Five new laws you'd introduce:
  1. Celebrity activity monitored and restricted:
  2. No Celebrity magazines:
  3. No income tax:
  4. Compulsory National Service:
  5. No hotlinking:

Three celebrities you'd kick out:
  1. Kerry Katona:
  2. Posh:
  3. Kerry Katona again.:
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