The reason cats are better than dogs

Takhisis · 11 Jun 2006 at 10:35

A black bear got more than it bargained for after straying into a family garden in the US state of New Jersey.

The unwelcome intruder was forced up a tree - twice - by the family pet, a tabby cat called Jack.

I love cats

iCraig · 11 Jun 2006 at 10:36

Quality

Don't **** with an angry cat.

fatiain · 11 Jun 2006 at 10:41

Go cat.

Not the cat food, it's a salutation.

iCraig · 11 Jun 2006 at 10:46

fatiain said:
Go cat.

Not the cat food, it's a salutation.

*whiskers into fatiain's ear*
We guessed that

Vanilla · 11 Jun 2006 at 10:48

That's one hard cat.

Aliboy · 11 Jun 2006 at 10:51

Hehehe, great story

BrenOS · 11 Jun 2006 at 11:14

Cats > Dogs?

I think the only conclusion we can come to here is

that cat > that bear

and that bear is clearly a pansy.

MR_Punk · 11 Jun 2006 at 12:07

Thats one tough Cat!

+44

MasterMike · 11 Jun 2006 at 12:11

Pfeh, just a pussy bear.

Inquisitor · 11 Jun 2006 at 12:14

hyster · 11 Jun 2006 at 12:15

Cats are thick, he thought the gay bear was a big mouse.

ArmoVanBuuren · 11 Jun 2006 at 13:02

harris1986 · 11 Jun 2006 at 13:39

^agreed Dogs > Cats

pyro · 11 Jun 2006 at 13:41

No this just means tat bears are sissies.

Nitefly · 11 Jun 2006 at 13:43

I kid you not, for a marked university piece of tutorial work, I decided to do 'Which are better, cats or dogs?'. Everyone else was doing something boring or biology-related, so I thought, why the hell not?

My points included blowfeld had a cat, witches have cats, Lassie, and the TV programm Woof.

Obviously Dogs won, but unfortuantly the marker wasn't amused and was a cat owner.... oh well

SpicyDuck · 11 Jun 2006 at 13:46

Cats are dumb, annoying little creatures. Like a woman who can't control herself, and the ones that aren't are just boring and lazy!

Dogs 4 de w1n!

Greenlizard0 · 11 Jun 2006 at 13:54

I guess it was a case of who showed the most aggression/anger.

When I was in france there was this Bull and a horse in the same field. The horse wasn't the biggest I've seen, but the bull was fully horned and looked the business. Yet when they got antsey with each other the horse kicked ass and the bull just cowered in the corner. Really random...