The reverse-prostitution thread!

I have turned down fit slags before, just cant be bothered with the hassle and effort sometimes. even a one night stand is too much commitment. Most girls would drive me insane within an hour or so.

Good feeling though after being rejected a few times myself. Payback. :D
 
I'm amazed at how many people say 'If a totally hot girl offered herself to me I'd say 'no' because I only want a relationship'.

Mainly because its a victimless crime just to say 'yes'. It's not harming anyone, and she wants it. It wouldn't do you any harm at all in fact may help you in the 'confidence with girls' department. At least it'd give you a good memory for a while! (one thing I did miss in the OP is 'She can't have kids and she is definately STD free' - but there you go).

Lots of 'I'd walk away because she won't be my girlfriend' here. Lots more than I would have gambled on there being ..

It's not so much the desire for a relationship aspect, but for some people the emotional aspect is as important (or more so) than the physical.

It is nothing to do with any thought of harm or crime, more that it doesn't really do anything for me.
 
Sorry to disappoint you but I won't be helping you with any bumlove.



Correct, there isn't any emotion with your hand, but neither do you form a lustful relationship with your own hand unless you are particularly perverse. So no I see them in a completely different light.

It is not different though really as a one night stand is like masturbation.The point of a one night stand is your doing it just for the physical feeling and not for a lustful relationship just like your hand.
 
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Probably not going to be a popular response, but I wouldn't have to be paid. One off, meaningless sex has never held any appeal for me.

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Me too
 
Come off it - its just different.

IMO a one nighter can be pretty damn exciting tbh... and if you can honestly say you get nothing from sex with a random hot girl you've just met then you either need to go see a doctor or 'you're not doing it right'.

In answer to the OP - would have to be more than a few grand tbh...

Or you can translate his post too "Ive never been offered, so i cannot get one"

Or he realy dont want a ne night stand (But how can you not like it intill you have done it? It's very exciting meeting someone and having sex with them knowing you wont see them again, no pressure or anything)

Or "maybe" hes the kind of guy that waits months and months before the "first time" with his gf's because if you gotta wait till your inlove before it means something right?
 
Now that, is really gay :D.

Nah - tis more very straight/traditional

Gays don't seem to have an issue with one night stands

Tbh.. unless that poster can honestly say that he doesn't masturbate either then I don't think he has a valid point re: "The physical act is nothing without the emotion and companionship that go alongside."
 
It is not different though really as a one night stand is like masturbation.The point of a one night stand is your doing it just for the physical feeling and not to for a lustful relationship just like your hand.

Girl: Fancy some no strings fun?

paradigm: No thanks, it wont mean anything. Ill masturbate instead
 
In all honesty, £100 would do it. I've had a good think about this and that's where I've settled. I haven't lost much but I do have £100.

As for all this "£0 because sex is meaningless without love", each to their own I guess but if there's one thing sex isn't it's emotionless. Have you never had a quickie with your OH, or raw and aggressive animal sex? Satisfying overwhelming physical attraction between two people with a couple of hours of clothes tearing, back scratching, hotel room trashing sex, knowing that you'll likley never see them again? Nothing wrong with that.
 
I think more amusing is that so many people have difficulty handling the fact that someone has a different point of view to them.
 
You see the thing is, the question just doesn't work for me because when it's over and done with she'd want to stick around for more! ;)

No, don't buy it?

£1000 it is then :D
 
Or he really don't want a one night stand (But how can you not like it until you have done it? It's very exciting meeting someone and having sex with them knowing you wont see them again, no pressure or anything)

I have had a one night stand, well two one night stands, and this is why I know I'd not bother again.

Or "maybe" hes the kind of guy that waits months and months before the "first time" with his girlfriends because if you gotta wait till your in love before it means something right?

I wait until it feels right, this has been known to range from a week or so after meeting them, to a few months. I'm not sure one has to be "in love", however a degree of meaning and emotion has to be there on one level or another.
 
SMALL PRINT:If you say 'no amount of money' I don't believe you.
Then you are going to be wrongly accusing a lot of people of being liars. Don't judge people by your own standards. Just because you can be bought don't assume others can.

I would walk away regardless of the money, it's not something I would do. Would I do it for money? No. Would I do it for something else, like to save someones life (though that would be the stupidest scenario ever), yes I would.
 
Couple of hundred quid means nothing to me, so it would need to be a fair amount of cash if she was that hot. She'd also need to be open-minded and not mind experimenting. Additional hot female friends would be a bonus.

Daft premise for a thread, and really badly written OP BTW.
 
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