The Saturday Joke thread

Loki · 4 Mar 2006 at 19:10

The Lion, The Bear and The Chicken were all sat having their lunch one day when the subject came up of who the hardest of them was in the Jungle

"It's quiet simple. When I growl the earth shakes and all the animals nearby bow down before me. I am the hardest of the three of us" said the Bear

"Well I am the hardest of the lot of us" Said the lion

"When I let out my growl, I'm heard from miles around. All the animals know that I am the king of the jungle. Therefore the hardest"

Not to be out done the Chicken Pipes up" Thats nothing. You two think you are the hardest. I know I am the hardest. All I have to do is cough and the whole world carps itsself

Royality · 4 Mar 2006 at 19:24

Hmmmmmm... should we really laugh at Bird Flu? I scratch my chin in ponderment.

Oh, and get yer coat!

Enfield · 4 Mar 2006 at 19:25

It's not funny really. The punchline is a bit poor.

Whitewater · 4 Mar 2006 at 19:26

Allow me to be the first to proclaim: Reeeppooossttt

Right, now that's over with we can proceed with praising what is IMO a great joke.

Mic · 4 Mar 2006 at 19:29

At first I thought it was something to do with chickens laying eggs. Didnt get the joke till bird flu was mentioned.

zain · 4 Mar 2006 at 19:40

I have a joke:

What do you call a guy whose had a busy week, submitted a lot of work and wants a quiet saturday in but instead someone thought it would be great to babysit a teething baby who wont stop screaming and crying?

ME.