The Wife has Left Me - Thought it Only Happened to Others

hux · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:07

Yep, she's gone.

Been together years and years, had no idea this was coming.

She left Friday morning saying she was popping out for a pint of milk - not seen her since.

She called me this morning to say it's over.

I'm coping OK so far, I'm getting by on the powdered stuff.

EndlessSky · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:08

Jesus man that's tough luck

I cannot stand powder milk in my drinks.

Tefal · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:09

TaKeN · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:10

I thought you were serious you ****

Freelanc3r · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:11

hux · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:11

Last i heard she ran off with an italian - I'm feeling cannelloni

Ahleckz · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:12

hux said:
Last i heard she ran off with an italian - I'm feeling cannelloni

ARGH. I was reading scoobynet also and was going to make the cannelloni joke!

hux · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:12

Aah you on sn as well i see

Cosimo · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:14

hux said:
Last i heard she ran off with an italian - I'm feeling cannelloni

Are you sure? I saw her on the back of a milk float.

jp_bl_68 · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:15

TaKeN said:
I thought you were serious you ****

Same here. I thought by "powdered stuff" he meant coke

A GD joke thread that actually delivers? 2012 approaches.....

Ahleckz · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:16

hux said:
Aah you on sn as well i see

To be honest, I just googled your post to try and steal other peoples jokes and pass them off as my own. You put an end to that. Thanks a lot! :mad:

hux · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:16

And to make matters worse - She went and took the remote

Ahleckz aww sorry bud

Mobius 1 · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:16

i also thought he meant he was getting by, by snorting coke haha. thread delivers

Jono8 · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:19

I didnt get this at first.

When he said "getting by on the powdered stuff" i immediately assumed he meant drugs/cocaine

i'm an idiot

G-MAN2004 · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:23

Sorry to hear mate, I'll send her back your way soon.

Edrof · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:23

robmol · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:33

Genuine lol's from this direction.

Robbo · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:38

Excellent!

Razor-BladE · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:38

I don't get it...

anuraj · 4 Sep 2011 at 20:39

What does the powdered stuff mean and is she really gone? If she is I'm truly sorry for you and I fell that people aren't being mature to this situation. Not you others.