The worlds WORST jokes in here please.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
 
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I used to be a werewolf, but im alright Noooowwwwwwwwwwwooooooo.

LeJosh your one gets my vote for worst :D
 
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What's the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One's a cunning runt...
 
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