The worlds WORST jokes in here please.

something_totally_different · 20 Sep 2009 at 23:30

noticed we didnt have one for the worst, lamest crappiest jokes ever told. and im genuinely curious to see how inventively bad they can be...

allow me to begin...

What did Bob Marley say when his wife left him and took the satellite dish?

No woman, no sky!

PardonTheWait · 20 Sep 2009 at 23:30

Don't be fooled by the titles, all the joke threads on here go this way.

Except mine, and this is provable.

Cybermyk · 20 Sep 2009 at 23:34

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Sinque · 20 Sep 2009 at 23:40

Cybermyk said:
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

That's so bad it's actually funny

something_totally_different · 20 Sep 2009 at 23:52

Cybermyk said:
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

so far that gets my vote

Samueltastic · 20 Sep 2009 at 23:56

Cybermyk said:
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Ha thought that was quite good

[FnG]magnolia · 20 Sep 2009 at 23:59

Q : How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

A : None.

Van Hellseek · 21 Sep 2009 at 00:00

You're the worlds worst joke.

ben90 · 21 Sep 2009 at 00:00

The worst jokes are always the best

LeJosh · 21 Sep 2009 at 00:06

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Malc · 21 Sep 2009 at 00:11

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Dan.m · 21 Sep 2009 at 00:22

I used to be a werewolf, but im alright Noooowwwwwwwwwwwooooooo.

LeJosh your one gets my vote for worst

wannabedamned · 21 Sep 2009 at 00:25

What's green and brown, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you??

A snooker table

danielb91 · 21 Sep 2009 at 00:27

What do you call a spaniard who had his car stolen?

Carlos

n1kunj · 21 Sep 2009 at 00:47

What do giraffes have that no other animals have?

Baby giraffes

something_totally_different · 21 Sep 2009 at 00:51

im starting to be rather afraid of what I have put in motion here...

[FnG]magnolia

afraid yours was rubbish as I spat my coke out laughing. !

Zerolimitz · 21 Sep 2009 at 00:53

Q: why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side duh?

god i remember that from when i was about 8

Aliboy · 21 Sep 2009 at 00:55

A termite walks into a pub and says 'Is the bartender here?'

Al

Mojo · 21 Sep 2009 at 01:22

What's the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One's a cunning runt...

Jono8 · 21 Sep 2009 at 01:31

Mojo said:
What's the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One's a cunning runt...

lol gross