Soldato
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Your sitting at home, and you feel a slight twinge inside yourself.
You kind of ignore it at first, then it slowly builds up until you know it's time for a dump!
You go into your bathroom and see the dazzling white throne, you smile kindly at it, and slowly sit down and settle in for some quiet time with a paper/book/laptop/phone!
After unloading, and a few mins reading whatever you are (Or when Bog-Log starts to kick in
) you put the book or whatever on the side and reach over to do some paper work.
DISASTER STRIKES!
You grab again and all that happens is that hateful little cardboard tube spins on the holder.
You look around the bathroom and in the cupboard, no toilet roll anywhere to be seen!
What do you do next?
You kind of ignore it at first, then it slowly builds up until you know it's time for a dump!
You go into your bathroom and see the dazzling white throne, you smile kindly at it, and slowly sit down and settle in for some quiet time with a paper/book/laptop/phone!
After unloading, and a few mins reading whatever you are (Or when Bog-Log starts to kick in

DISASTER STRIKES!
You grab again and all that happens is that hateful little cardboard tube spins on the holder.
You look around the bathroom and in the cupboard, no toilet roll anywhere to be seen!
What do you do next?