The worst situation in the world....

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Your sitting at home, and you feel a slight twinge inside yourself.

You kind of ignore it at first, then it slowly builds up until you know it's time for a dump!

You go into your bathroom and see the dazzling white throne, you smile kindly at it, and slowly sit down and settle in for some quiet time with a paper/book/laptop/phone!

After unloading, and a few mins reading whatever you are (Or when Bog-Log starts to kick in ;)) you put the book or whatever on the side and reach over to do some paper work.

DISASTER STRIKES!

You grab again and all that happens is that hateful little cardboard tube spins on the holder.

You look around the bathroom and in the cupboard, no toilet roll anywhere to be seen!

What do you do next?
 
Happened in public toilets.

1) Removed pants
2) Used pants
3) Went commando
4) Knew flushing pants would block toilet and taking them with me would be manky, so hid pants in cistern!!


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I've used one of my socks before when I got the squits in Venice. Had to pay over the odds for a coke to be allowed to use the bathroom only to find no paper.

Said sock was left on display for them as the £6 for a small coke warranted a dirty protest!
 
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