Things that flight attendants say ....

Jon33 · 5 Mar 2008 at 14:57

No-One said:
I was on a plane once which for some reason had been named "Luke Skywalker". Every time the captain made an announcement he'd finish by saying "May the force be with you!"

Lol get some quality gags off the pilots like

nutcase · 5 Mar 2008 at 15:12

All my flights have been boring

BA have no sense of humour.

Except after a particularly patronising spiel from the pilot thanking his cabin crew, they all rolled their eyes simultaniously

el_dazza · 5 Mar 2008 at 15:19

Those are class

Indie · 5 Mar 2008 at 15:22

all brillian, esp the last one! ^^

Amleto · 5 Mar 2008 at 15:34

hehe. like them

Freefaller · 5 Mar 2008 at 16:12

BA are **** anyway

One I used to hear a lot was ".... and if anyone is caught smoking they will be asked to leave the aircraft...." It was quite witty at first, but it got old very quickly.

Anksy · 5 Mar 2008 at 16:16

Rofl at 21

Dugganator · 5 Mar 2008 at 16:51

Most of these made me laugh good work

ChoÞÞer · 5 Mar 2008 at 17:01

haha classic !