Things that get on my wick...

I hate it when your hungry but dont know what to eat

I hate it when I have come down stairs to make something quick to eat, eat it, go upstairs 2 minutes later I need a pee, go downstairs a take a pee, come back upstairs, 2 minutes later I need a poo

I hate it when the internet takes too long to load

I also hate umbrellas

I hate floorboards creek more when your trying to be quiet than when your not

I hate trying to speed type and failing because Im trying to type too fast

I hate it when girls say "is it in yet"

I hate it when guys say "is it in yet"

I hate marmite

I hate george bush

and I hate the new aliens vs predator.
 
Lorries overtaking on the motorways They know damn well its going to take them 10 mins to get past but they still do it. Think of swear word to put in front of hole.
 
SteveOBHave said:
Why can't the English figure out that queuing at an ATM on the street works better if you DON'T do it across the footpath??? Queue along the walls you muppets!
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Ever since arriving in the UK four years ago, I have remained perpetually bemused by the British penchant for the queue. Poms will happily join an extraordinarily long queue and sit in it for what seems an eternity. Back home (Australia) if we see a long queue, we simply go off to do something else and come back later when the queue is either short, or gone.

And yes, we queue against the wall. I have no idea why Poms queue across the footpath. In a country the size of a teaspoon, surely it makes sense to use public space efficiently? :confused:
 
"I hate it when I have come down stairs to make something quick to eat, eat it, go upstairs 2 minutes later I need a pee, go downstairs a take a pee, come back upstairs, 2 minutes later I need a poo"

Haha toilet humor - makes the world go round.
 
stevenazari1 said:
I hate it when your hungry but dont know what to eat

I hate it when I have come down stairs to make something quick to eat, eat it, go upstairs 2 minutes later I need a pee, go downstairs a take a pee, come back upstairs, 2 minutes later I need a poo

I hate it when the internet takes too long to load

I also hate umbrellas

I hate floorboards creek more when your trying to be quiet than when your not

I hate trying to speed type and failing because Im trying to type too fast

I hate it when girls say "is it in yet"

I hate it when guys say "is it in yet"

I hate marmite

I hate george bush

and I hate the new aliens vs predator.
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Game, set and match. Sounds like you really need a toilet upstairs.
 
Evangelion said:
Ever since arriving in the UK four years ago, I have remained perpetually bemused by the British penchant for the queue. Poms will happily join an extraordinarily long queue and sit in it for what seems an eternity. Back home (Australia) if we see a long queue, we simply go off to do something else and come back later when the queue is either short, or gone.

And yes, we queue against the wall. I have no idea why Poms queue across the footpath. In a country the size of a teaspoon, surely it makes sense to use public space efficiently? :confused:
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Yeah - it's a definite oddity - much like the need to build semi-detached houses in the middle of the countryside :)
 
I also hate it when you stop to let someone out of a junction, you might flash them to say that you are letting them go, THEY DON'T FRIGGIN' MOVE, you flash again, wave at them, shout at them, continue to wait. Then you decide they are clearly too stupid to realise you are letting them go, so you start moving forward. At that point they decide to move as well, cue you both slamming brakes on to avoid a crash.

It also annoys me when there is a row of parked cars on the side of the road, I am driving one way, and at the other end a car is waiting for me to get past, even though there is about 500 miles between me and their side of the road.
 
I hate: Chewing gum on pavements. Cars parked on pavements. Drunken Louts. The thought there could be less days ahead than behind. Regurgitated images and sayings about things failing or being "owned" or whatever you kids call it these days. People at work being able to see my screen. Cheese. Hollyoaks, with a PASSION.
 
Yeah I never got the whole Hollyoaks thing either. Drunk people really set me on edge as well - I'm a sympathy hurler, and I'm always waiting for inebriated people to chuck.
 
Evangelion said:
Ever since arriving in the UK four years ago, I have remained perpetually bemused by the British penchant for the queue. Poms will happily join an extraordinarily long queue and sit in it for what seems an eternity. Back home (Australia) if we see a long queue, we simply go off to do something else and come back later when the queue is either short, or gone.

And yes, we queue against the wall. I have no idea why Poms queue across the footpath. In a country the size of a teaspoon, surely it makes sense to use public space efficiently? :confused:
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If I had a pound for every Aussie or Kiwi I've heard start a sentence with 'back home' I'd be a very rich man by now!

If it's that much better 'back home' then may I suggest you **$$ off back there!! :mad:
 
wolvers69 said:
If I had a pound for every Aussie or Kiwi I've heard start a sentence with 'back home' I'd be a very rich man by now!

If it's that much better 'back home' then may I suggest you **$$ off back there!! :mad:
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LOL the only reason we're here is that 'back home' is too far away to see the rest of the world. To be fair the only reason we're here is to earn the pound and use the UK as a launch pad :) That was the original reason anyway, strangely I actually quite like this city (London) and the country.

You are a bitter one aren't you... It was a comparative statement not a qualifier that 'home' is better than here, chill it's all light hearted.
 
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