Things that make you Shudder

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Well at work i was just about to go on my lunch break and i had left my Bottle of Lift on my Work bench.

So i went back to go get it and with out looking i picked it up.

I then unscrewed the cap and took a mouth full and suddenly thought to my self "Oh ****" This isnt lift, Its warm water!:eek:

So i was standing there with a mouthfull of water thinking **** I just grabbed the bottle that was left there from the last shift!:p

Then i had to think of what i was going to do with the water in my mouth, I couldnt really spit it all over the floor could i:o

So i calmly spat it back in the bottle hoping no one was looking.

After that all i could taste was Damm lip Gloss even after i had a drink of my lift.

Doing that is a bloody horrible feeling i tell ya, Especially with so many people at work getting sick lately!

It makes me shudder thinking about it stilll:o


So what have you done that makes you shudder when you look back at it.



/Awaits a break out of Herpes or something:p
 
Spiders will always make me shudder just thinking about them.

But on the topic of drinking vile things, once when I was eating a dairyleigh lunchable of ham and cheese cracker things (this was back when I was about 11?) and I had a carton of orange juice as well, I'd just finished eating the ham when I saw some orange juice in the bottom of the box that I thought I'd spilt, so I supped it up.

Only to realise it wasn't orange juice, but the jucie of the ham that has dripped off into the bottom.

Ive never touched them again since that day. Eurgh.
 
  • when you lift up a large stone or slab to reveal the hundreds of creepy crawlies scurrying around underneath...
  • nails scratching a blackboard, but not ordinary nails they are fine, its the ones that have just been cut with nail clippers; you know that matt-feeling you get the end of the nails... ughhh
  • seeing pictures of any skin condition which resembles a fine pattern of nearly any form.. for example imagine you had some kind of skin infection on your leg that resembled this
 
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Jebblehmoo said:
Spiders will always make me shudder just thinking about them.

But on the topic of drinking vile things, once when I was eating a dairyleigh lunchable of ham and cheese cracker things (this was back when I was about 11?) and I had a carton of orange juice as well, I'd just finished eating the ham when I saw some orange juice in the bottom of the box that I thought I'd spilt, so I supped it up.

Only to realise it wasn't orange juice, but the jucie of the ham that has dripped off into the bottom.

Ive never touched them again since that day. Eurgh.
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I actually used to enjoy drinking that stuff =/
 
Scenario. Night out with friends and you're in there with a hot girl. You go for a whizz and you're standing at a urinal and the toilets are very busy. Whilst mid urination you try to squeeze out a fart. It's not playing ball so you push harder.

You push too hard and a bit of crap comes out.

You cannot finish up at the urinal and go into a cubicle - everyone will know what happened.
You cannot just ignore it and go back to the bar as you will stink and it wil smear all over your ass.
You cannot leave as you will be turning down a guaranteed shag with a hot girl.

What do you do?

Shudder.
 
I know what you mean, when I go to get a glass of water from the tap and it's been sitting in the pipes for a while and has warmed up it just feels wrong to drink it for some reason, I think it's because I'm expecting it to be cold.
 
WotDa said:
Spiders.
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..no jk, I hate them too :(
 
Scuzi said:
No no, the thought of it happening again is making me shudder. There is no logical solution for that situation. You cannot win, only lose.
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That depends, you could always go with the first option. Who cares what the other guys think, you about to nail a hottie.
 
geuben said:
That depends, you could always go with the first option. Who cares what the other guys think, you about to nail a hottie.
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You know at least 4 of the bog occupants and some of them are in your company. It will come up in conversation.

Shudder.
 
Scuzi said:
No no, the thought of it happening again is making me shudder. There is no logical solution for that situation. You cannot win, only lose.
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you could pretend to be sick in the cubicle by making noises whilst your actually cleaning yourself out...
 
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