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Why are needles for lethal injections sterilized?


Why is it good to be Daddy's little girl, but bad to be a Mummys boy?


If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? (me)


When people say "PIN number," do they know they're saying "Personal Identification Number Number?


If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?



If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?



How is it that we put man on the moon before we thought to put wheels on luggage?



What's the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?


If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?


What was the best thing before sliced bread?


If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


How do you throw away a rubbish bin?
 
Aid4nTheNoob said:
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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no, they say "we are arresting you on suspicion of ______. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence"


Aid4nTheNoob said:
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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bewbs.

Aid4nTheNoob said:
How do you throw away a rubbish bin?
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with a bigger rubbish bin, or you take it down to the local rubbish tip


yes, i am very bored
 
Aid4nTheNoob said:





If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? No.


When people say "PIN number," do they know they're saying "Personal Identification Number Number? Possibly.


If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Digress.


What's the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny? no one has ever said its partly sunny.


If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Yes.


What was the best thing before sliced bread? Beer.


If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? You don't and she remains popular.


How do you throw away a rubbish bin? Skip.
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Lol, chill guys.

It was a harmless forum post on the internet. I found something which I found slightly entertaining and posted it here since I have nothing else to do. If you don't like it, not my problem ;) Not harming anyone am I?
 
Reaper 392 said:
no, they say "we are arresting you on suspicion of ______. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence"



bewbs.


with a bigger rubbish bin, or you take it down to the local rubbish tip


yes, i am very bored
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I personally think the best thing about a woman is her personality and her ability to make you feel like you're on top of the world.




<3
 
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