things you find in a toaster!

Aedus · 22 Apr 2012 at 15:15

soundood said:
found a fully undressed lady in my toaster once, she was well done!

I thought she would have been a bit crusty.

King Damager · 22 Apr 2012 at 15:23

Fork.

kd

Efour · 22 Apr 2012 at 15:25

a hipster lighter?

The Halk · 22 Apr 2012 at 15:32

Efour2 said:
a hipster lighter?

I was using it before it went in the toaster.

Edrof · 22 Apr 2012 at 15:32

Crikey!

arc@css · 22 Apr 2012 at 15:35

Crumbs! What a find!

Mat · 22 Apr 2012 at 15:43

How the hell did it get in there? Leaving something on, or even near, a toaster isn't really the first place I would think to put something flammable! In fact, I wouldn't leave anything other than bread near a toaster...

[TW]Sponge · 22 Apr 2012 at 15:44

Whatever it is, it's pretty seedy.

Spenty · 22 Apr 2012 at 15:47

I usually find bread in mine.

piggeh · 22 Apr 2012 at 15:50

heating elements, bits of metal and springs, some wiring and some crumbs. Now to put it back together.

RomanNose · 22 Apr 2012 at 15:54

I don't know about you but I usually find toast in my toaster.

Jay794 · 22 Apr 2012 at 15:57

Could have been entertaining if it had exploded, I would have thought it would have rattle when getting the toaster out, unless you're one of these who leaves it out on the side all the time lol

_Jimlad_ · 22 Apr 2012 at 16:08

Jay794 said:
Could have been entertaining if it had exploded, I would have thought it would have rattle when getting the toaster out, unless you're one of these who leaves it out on the side all the time lol

errrrr who packs a toaster away? lol

The Halk · 22 Apr 2012 at 16:14

I don't think I've ever been in someone's kitchen where they pack the toaster away... strange. Every appliance has it's own little place and it stays there.. I can understand a smoothie maker, or a sandwich iron etc.. but a toaster living in a cupboard? It's just not British!

Simulatorman is winning the pun competition in this thread... although things are heating up.

horrorwood · 22 Apr 2012 at 16:17

You mean you guys leave your oven out too? I store mine in the garage when I am not using it.

pegare · 22 Apr 2012 at 16:42

Jay794 said:
Could have been entertaining if it had exploded, I would have thought it would have rattle when getting the toaster out, unless you're one of these who leaves it out on the side all the time lol

uhm, do you pack your toaster away after every use? :\ that seems like a lot of hassle.

Em3bbs · 22 Apr 2012 at 16:43

Jay794 said:
Could have been entertaining if it had exploded, I would have thought it would have rattle when getting the toaster out, unless you're one of these who leaves it out on the side all the time lol

"One of those" normal people you mean?

_Jimlad_ · 22 Apr 2012 at 17:12

lol who packs a toaster away

[TW]Sponge · 22 Apr 2012 at 17:16

_Jimlad_ said:
lol who packs a toaster away

This. Do you keep your microwave in a cupboard aswell?

Cr0fty · 22 Apr 2012 at 17:16

The Halk said:
I was using it before it went in the toaster.

Haha, brilliant

I was expecting some Jesus toast.