Soldato
- Joined
- 14 Apr 2004
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You've just got to love them awkward moments where you say something and everyone around you is like wtf!
On Sunday I was picking an order up at work for this pretty lady who must have been in her young 20's, any how I took a while with it as it was fairly heavy. Once I collected her order for her, I asked her if she would a like a hand to her car and she said "please", so I obliged. Whilst walking to her car we were just randomly chatting. We finally get to her car and I put her stuff in her boot. She said "Would you like to come home with me? I could do with someone like you". I just paused for a moment and tilted my head sideways and gave her the :\ kind of look. I then said "Oh really?" she couldn't stop laughing, she then said "honestly, I could!" I just smiled and walked back off to the store. She was glowing red
Also a customer asked me if I recommend "A screw to screw someone", t'was a quality slip when he realised what he said
Anyone else got any quality stories to share?
On Sunday I was picking an order up at work for this pretty lady who must have been in her young 20's, any how I took a while with it as it was fairly heavy. Once I collected her order for her, I asked her if she would a like a hand to her car and she said "please", so I obliged. Whilst walking to her car we were just randomly chatting. We finally get to her car and I put her stuff in her boot. She said "Would you like to come home with me? I could do with someone like you". I just paused for a moment and tilted my head sideways and gave her the :\ kind of look. I then said "Oh really?" she couldn't stop laughing, she then said "honestly, I could!" I just smiled and walked back off to the store. She was glowing red
Also a customer asked me if I recommend "A screw to screw someone", t'was a quality slip when he realised what he said
Anyone else got any quality stories to share?
