Think I'm going to be sick...

Phate · 28 Nov 2009 at 15:08

Just had a phone call

Him - Hi is that Jake?
Me - Speaking?
Him - Hi there, I've seen your website and was wondering if you would be interested in doing a photoshoot
Me (getting excited) - Oh yep, yep I'm available for booking what sort of shoot would it be
Him - Well it would involve 60 year old adults? is this too old for you?
Me - No problems, who else?
Him - We also have an Alsation dog, he would be in it as well, doing doggy things
Me - .. :confused:

..what kind of doggy things
Him - We it'd be sort of a doggystyle shoot, I would prefer it if you kept this one quiet, it's not the sort of thing to get out.
Me - Doggystyle?
Him - Yes, it's not very common, would you be interested, there will also be someone filming it?

Needless to say, I wasn't

Now excuse me, I'm going to go and puke before the 13 year olds turn up in 90 mins

Nothing like perks of the job

Mud · 28 Nov 2009 at 15:16

1471->forward to authorities?

Phate · 28 Nov 2009 at 15:18

Mud said:
1471->forward to authorities?

Blocked number! Otherwise I would've been tempted to.

PhillyDee · 28 Nov 2009 at 15:18

GSXRMovistar · 28 Nov 2009 at 15:31

Phate said:
Blocked number! Otherwise I would've been tempted to.

Tempted

Do it regardless, give the local police station a quick call, explain that you are not sure if it's a wind up or not but thought best to report it.

peterattheboro · 28 Nov 2009 at 15:36

Sounds like a windup surely?

Hotwired · 28 Nov 2009 at 15:43

Just think of the money and smile while you gag inside.

Zaf · 28 Nov 2009 at 23:43

Wasn't Max Mosley was it?

I would have done it, think of the shots you could have sold to The sun

TurnipHead · 29 Nov 2009 at 02:16

Missed oppurtunity tbh.

Sone · 29 Nov 2009 at 04:18

a jobs a job, beats delivering curry.

Phate · 29 Nov 2009 at 04:49

Sone said:
a jobs a job, beats delivering curry.

I stopped the delivery ages ago ;p

MikeHunt79 · 29 Nov 2009 at 05:13

ichabod crane · 29 Nov 2009 at 09:48

Own up who was it? gotta be someone off here

Dave L · 29 Nov 2009 at 11:07

Yep, gotta be a wind-up.

Columbo · 29 Nov 2009 at 11:13

I would have done it for free..!! :eek:

VirtualAdept · 29 Nov 2009 at 11:53

Mate, just fix firmly in your mind that it was a wind up... that way you wont be nearly so scarred by it

Cyclone · 29 Nov 2009 at 12:13

I was looking forward to the video........ :eek:

Namistai · 29 Nov 2009 at 12:34

Zaf said:
Wasn't Max Mosley was it?

LOL!

Mr-White · 29 Nov 2009 at 12:51

A jobs a jobs, a true pro would just get on with it. Money lost TBH.

MW

andyrs · 30 Nov 2009 at 08:56

Probably the parents of the 13 year old phoning to check you weren't some nut job!

There are definitely some strange people in this world. :eek: