Caporegime
Just had a phone call
Him - Hi is that Jake?
Me - Speaking?
Him - Hi there, I've seen your website and was wondering if you would be interested in doing a photoshoot
Me (getting excited) - Oh yep, yep I'm available for booking what sort of shoot would it be
Him - Well it would involve 60 year old adults? is this too old for you?
Me - No problems, who else?
Him - We also have an Alsation dog, he would be in it as well, doing doggy things
Me - ..
..what kind of doggy things
Him - We it'd be sort of a doggystyle shoot, I would prefer it if you kept this one quiet, it's not the sort of thing to get out.
Me - Doggystyle?
Him - Yes, it's not very common, would you be interested, there will also be someone filming it?
Needless to say, I wasn't
Now excuse me, I'm going to go and puke before the 13 year olds turn up in 90 mins
Nothing like perks of the job
Him - Hi is that Jake?
Me - Speaking?
Him - Hi there, I've seen your website and was wondering if you would be interested in doing a photoshoot
Me (getting excited) - Oh yep, yep I'm available for booking what sort of shoot would it be
Him - Well it would involve 60 year old adults? is this too old for you?
Me - No problems, who else?
Him - We also have an Alsation dog, he would be in it as well, doing doggy things
Me - ..
..what kind of doggy thingsHim - We it'd be sort of a doggystyle shoot, I would prefer it if you kept this one quiet, it's not the sort of thing to get out.
Me - Doggystyle?
Him - Yes, it's not very common, would you be interested, there will also be someone filming it?
Needless to say, I wasn't
Now excuse me, I'm going to go and puke before the 13 year olds turn up in 90 mins
Nothing like perks of the job
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