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Christo

Christo

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Can anyone come up with a witty response to the below convo!? (Its to a girl of course;))

c:I had a critical pastry malfunction earlier, needed some cooking advice (it wouldnt roll) but too late its in my stomach

e:I find defrosting helps
 
trescodrucey said:
how about I defrost your thighs, and then all over your head
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I was thinking along those lines too!
how about I defrost you, roll you out, then bake you and **** you like a sweet sweet American pie.


.. not sure that would go down well though:p
 
I ate my pasty, but I'm still hungry. Can I smash then eat yours?

*yes i know the OP says pastry
 
I find defrosting helps followed by some light kneading and stuffing your pastry with some tender meat.
 
Von Smallhausen said:
Is she waiting for you to respond while you post on the internet ?
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Women, eh? :D

I'll rub your pasty er pastry till it gets warm and moist then give it a good lick to increase the moisture then get out my pipette and add some icing.

Sod that.

I'm just going to give you the seeing to of a lifetime and you'll limp for a week.
 
c: Nah. It was definitely defrosted. My arms were just too tired from all the masturbating. You should really take your holiday pictures back home.
 
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