This Joke Will Make You Scream **Corn Warning**

Big Kev

Big Kev

Big Kev

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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.


The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.


After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"




"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.






Are you ready for this?






Brace yourself.




This is really going to hurt!










"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
 
Minor thread hijack for a joke I was told yesterday...

A teacher is taking a primary school class. At the end of the day, she says to the students "I'm going to ask you each to spell a word. If you spell it correctly, you can go 10 minutes early!".

She begins, "Paul, if you can spell 'dog', you can go 10 minutes early". Paul replies "D.... O.... G". "Well done Paul! Off you go".

She turns to Mark, "Mark, can you spell 'cat'?". He replies "C.... A.... T" and off he goes.

Next she turns to Sanjit.



"Sanjit... can you spell 'racial discrimination'?."
 
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