Poll: This just isn't funny.
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Soldato
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My thoughts exactly.
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What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Q: How many elephants can you fit in a mini cooper?
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How do you know if there’s one elephant in the refrigerator?
A: There’s footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know if there’s two elephants in the fridge?
A: You can hear them giggling.
Q: How do you know if there’s three elephants in the fridge?
A: The door doesn’t shut quite right.
Q: How do you know if there’s four elephants in the fridge?
A: There’s a Mini Cooper parked out front.
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How do you know if there’s one elephant in the refrigerator?
A: There’s footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know if there’s two elephants in the fridge?
A: You can hear them giggling.
Q: How do you know if there’s three elephants in the fridge?
A: The door doesn’t shut quite right.
Q: How do you know if there’s four elephants in the fridge?
A: There’s a Mini Cooper parked out front.