Thursday Joke thread (Thought about changing the title... but I'm not that nice)

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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows
the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."
 
A man came home early one day from work and finds his wife relaxing in bed. All looks well until he notices a cigar in the ashtray. He becomes furious and yells, "Where did that cigar come from?"

A voice from under the bed says, "Havana!"
 
Belmit said:
A man came home early one day from work and finds his wife relaxing in bed. All looks well until he notices a cigar in the ashtray. He becomes furious and yells, "Where did that cigar come from?"

A voice from under the bed says, "Havana!"

Lol!
 
Spacky in an RTM said:
Whose the mod whose not so nice then?

Poll is in for my thread title change

Otacon 100%
Freefaller 50%
Davey_Pitch 30%

So own up ;)

I object! The percentage chance for me changing the thread title is definitely too low ;)
 
Davey_Pitch said:
I object! The percentage chance for me changing the thread title is definitely too low ;)

You Dons share too much, the thread change was covered in Otacons scent but I guess you had been rolling in the same 'Odour-Toilette' :D

Old Otta getting the blame for your activities, tut. :D

My thread title changed which nice mod did that?

Spacky RTM-ed but didn't said:
Poll is in for nice kind thread change

Otacon 100%
Free Faller 100%
Davey_Pitch 0%
:D
 
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why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why did you change it!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 :( *collapses*
 
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