Thursday's joke of possible win

[mrk]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man replied "No," so she gave him a

and walked on.

The second woman asked "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a

and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been ******?"

The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big

he said "No."

She said, "You will be when the tide comes in

."

 

[touch]

:/

 

[BennyC]

Words cannot describe.

 

[robgmun]

The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big

he said "No."

How could he do

, i thought you said he had no arms

 

[yhack]

Ban.

 

[TheCenturion]

Good, but I saw it coming

 

[mac1st3]

heard it before still good though

 

[Cosimo]

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

 

[mrk]

How could he do

, i thought you said he had no arms

Because his eyes lit up with

.

 

[touch]

Good, but I saw it coming

so the liar has been ******?

 

[SfnX]

pritty good

 

[Participant]

What happened when Jesus went to Mount Olive?



Popeye knocked his lights out.

 

[Biohazard]

Old as the hills!

 

[sbi5ar]

."

This made me laugh

 

[Deleted member 651465]

This bit got a LOL.

 

[Beasty]

Ha!

 

[Narziss]

Good, but I saw it coming

 

[OzyOly]

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

What happened when Jesus went to Mount Olive?



Popeye knocked his lights out.

Those two saved the thread.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Just sent this in an email..

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin

 

[antijoke]

:/