Thursday's joke of possible win

[peterattheboro]

How do you sink and irish submarine?




Knock on the door.


Fail, remove this post, ba... no don't ban

 

[reflux]

That's disablist, I'm calling the Daily Mail.

 

[sbi5ar]

Just sent this in an email..

LOL

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Someone sneaked a spoon into work today,

It caused quite a stir.

 

[Marky]

OLD! FAIL! BAN!

 

[Smit]

repost

 

[div0]

Worst joke in a while.

 

[platypus]

The smilies just make it painful.

Although the picture of the turtle made me laugh out loud.

 

[Tonyator]

The addition of emoticons doen't help the joke!

 

[Macky]

Haha not bad. I new the f------ would be in there somehow.

 

[dekez]

Someone sneaked a spoon into work today,

It caused quite a stir.

That made me chuckle

 

[Casdawer]

I Lol'd.

 

[Flare]

A boy and his dad talking

Son:
Dad what's the difference between theory and reality?

Dad:
Well son, go ask your sister and mother if they would sleep with a man for a million dollars.

Son returns;
Dad they both said they would sleep with a man for a million dollars but I still don't know the difference between theory and reality.

Dad
Well son in theory we are worth TWO MILLION DOLLARS
But the reality is we live with a couple of whores.

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What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs propped up against a tree?
Ilene

What do you call her in Japan?
Irene

 

[Stewy]

A boy and his dad talking

Son:
Dad what's the difference between theory and reality?

Dad:
Well son, go ask your sister and mother if they would sleep with a man for a million dollars.

Son returns;
Dad they both said they would sleep with a man for a million dollars but I still don't know the difference between theory and reality.

Dad
Well son in theory we are worth TWO MILLION DOLLARS
But the reality is we live with a couple of whores.

Win. Simply, win.

 

[BennyC]

What do you call her in Japan?
Irene

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

The turtle pic is the only thing saving this thread



Q : How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?






A : None.

 

[Liquidfox]

Why are people shocked about the Thierry Henry incident? The French putting their hands up has been a national pastime since 1940.

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Just been chatting to my neighbours teenage daughter and it turns out she's a big into UFO's and aliens.

Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted.

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The homeless problem would be solved if the Big Issue had norks in it.

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Today at work there was a meeting about staff apathy and poor attendance.

I couldn't be bothered to go.