How the **** would we know when they'll arrive![]()
But if I practice I might get better.Then stop thinking, you're not very good at it.
See? You can adult, you just need to focus all your energy in your brain for a bit.
Did the drunk thing, miserable putting a tent up drunk.My advice is to get as drunk as possible, as early as possible.
When you pitch your tent, put it as close as possible to the main walkway through the campsite. It will save you time walking back.
Hats are for losers, no matter how sunny it is.
If you're putting a flag on your tent, pick something no-one else uses. Mozambique's flag has an ak47 on it, so is full of win.