First off I am not a serial pirate, I buy my games. But some of the games take the biscuit. I bought GTAIV on D2D ages ago as I'd lost my DVD (so I own the game twice essentially) and had no end of trouble installing it. Twice downloaded a corrupt archive of the game, then had to install their crappy Comrade software which to be fair did get the file down in one piece, but I have no other purpose for it. So nearly 45GB of data downloaded I finally get my game. But wait! It requires Rockstar Social Club to run (which wasn't installed by default - WHY?? IT'S REQUIRED!?!?) so off into the downloaded folder to find the exe. Now I must point out at no point was RSC offered during install, or any warning that the game wouldn't launch without it. Not even a message pop up when I tried to launch the game. Just me looking at my hard drive LED waiting inevitably for nothing to happen.
So RSC installs, I have no interest in sharing video or playing online buy whatever. I try again. RSC prompts me to sign in, I politely decline whilst swearing quietly under my breath. Nothing. No message, no HDD activity, nowt but me sat like a plum watching nothing happen, Maybe I need to reboot?
Upon reboot I try again (and RSC installs itself as a startup program FFS, didn't ask me but just did
), by this time weary and not really in the mood to play. Lucky really because a whole lot of nothing happened again.
It's late and I go to bed annoyed, my gaming time is precious, to me anyway
What could it be? I patched my GTAIV but it said it was up to date. GFWL!? It must be Games For Windows Live that's causing the hold up! So off I go to get the client
You're sorry? I'm starting to be sorry I even bother to play a game
After much thrashing about I get GFWL down and sign in. I have had a GFWL account forever and tbf have had no issues with the service, but that's probably because I never use it. On sign in it says it cannot log in, that
wtf I think, what could this problem be? Haxors buying MS point with my GFWL account? Pigeon nesting in my account file? Following the link I'm led to a page with yet another EULA that I'm not ever, ever going to read (gaming is a past time not a profession or have I missed something?), click accept, and that's it. That was the problem. Why oh why could the client not tell me this, like Steam does, like any worthwhile piece of software would? Clue - GFWL is worthless
Anyway, spurred on by this magnificent success and knowing I must be close to getting onto the mean streets I continue. With a bead of sweat or possibly a tear on my cheek I double click the shortcut.
RSC pops up, I tell it to eff off, GTAIV splash screen apprears (\o/), GFWL pops up and asks me to sign in (I am signed in already?!) so I do so.
Why? What did I spend the previous 10 minutes doing? 10 minutes isn't a few btw Microsoft.
Why? My profile has nothing but by name in it. This takes 30 seconds mercifully
After all this build up GTAIV really anticlimaxes, hard. Crash to desktop with no message FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU. Repeatedly.
I go to bed a little more annoyed than the night before.
** Removed - email sent ***
/rant
TL;DR: DRM does not work the way it should. Pirates have it easy
Cool story
OK
etc
So RSC installs, I have no interest in sharing video or playing online buy whatever. I try again. RSC prompts me to sign in, I politely decline whilst swearing quietly under my breath. Nothing. No message, no HDD activity, nowt but me sat like a plum watching nothing happen, Maybe I need to reboot?
Upon reboot I try again (and RSC installs itself as a startup program FFS, didn't ask me but just did

It's late and I go to bed annoyed, my gaming time is precious, to me anyway
What could it be? I patched my GTAIV but it said it was up to date. GFWL!? It must be Games For Windows Live that's causing the hold up! So off I go to get the client
Microsoft said:We are sorry, the page you requested cannot be found.
See below for search results close to your request, or try a new search.
You're sorry? I'm starting to be sorry I even bother to play a game
After much thrashing about I get GFWL down and sign in. I have had a GFWL account forever and tbf have had no issues with the service, but that's probably because I never use it. On sign in it says it cannot log in, that
Microsoft Windows Marketplace said:There is a problem with your account that needs to be rectified
wtf I think, what could this problem be? Haxors buying MS point with my GFWL account? Pigeon nesting in my account file? Following the link I'm led to a page with yet another EULA that I'm not ever, ever going to read (gaming is a past time not a profession or have I missed something?), click accept, and that's it. That was the problem. Why oh why could the client not tell me this, like Steam does, like any worthwhile piece of software would? Clue - GFWL is worthless
Anyway, spurred on by this magnificent success and knowing I must be close to getting onto the mean streets I continue. With a bead of sweat or possibly a tear on my cheek I double click the shortcut.
RSC pops up, I tell it to eff off, GTAIV splash screen apprears (\o/), GFWL pops up and asks me to sign in (I am signed in already?!) so I do so.
GFWL said:Client update, this may take a few minutes
Why? What did I spend the previous 10 minutes doing? 10 minutes isn't a few btw Microsoft.
GFWL said:Downloading profile, this may take a few minutes
Why? My profile has nothing but by name in it. This takes 30 seconds mercifully
After all this build up GTAIV really anticlimaxes, hard. Crash to desktop with no message FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU. Repeatedly.
I go to bed a little more annoyed than the night before.
** Removed - email sent ***
/rant
TL;DR: DRM does not work the way it should. Pirates have it easy
Cool story
OK
etc