Time to come clean.

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I once had my pants explode in flight, I think it was due to the stewardess bending over to serve the passengers opposite. I have taped on boobies, though one is looking rather deflated. Also, I like cake.

Craterloads said:
I called it first
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And here it is, the aforementioned bragging rights the mindless vitriol was there to secure.
 
[FnG]magnolia;23049035 said:
He's just the worst poster :(
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Yeah, it annoys me to the point where I'm likely to get banned. It's not like anyone else wouldn't have had suspicions, but with the story at the juncture that it was most decent folk kept it buttoned, but being an attention seeking whore he couldn't bear to let anyone rob him of his bragging rights.

Also I don't know what the hell I just hit to make this post disappear, I wonder if I've just reported magnolia with this post being the reason :o

SHEDDER1uk said:
So when does he come back from Thailand and if true will he have trouble with passport control looking less like a bloke ?
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That's a good point, I know that Pastafarians can wear cookware on their heads, but can a pre-op transsexual wear a wig? (for passport photos(oh wait, that might just have been a driving license for the cookware))
 
SHEDDER1uk said:
So when does he come back from Thailand and if true will he have trouble with passport control looking less like a bloke ?
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This is true, but saying that in those Thailand ops do they do the facial bits and pieces or just the tuck 'n' slice down under? If the latter, I doubt the customs official will be looking up his skirt to check the lack of sack.
 
DcD said:
This is true, but saying that in those Thailand ops do they do the facial bits and pieces or just the tuck 'n' slice down under? If the latter, I doubt the customs official will be looking up his skirt to check the lack of sack.
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If the highly dubious source is to be believed, its face and breast stuff.
 
Craterloads said:
That's quite amusing, especially when it's coming from someone who is known for posting inane dribble 24/7 :D
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There is nothing of value, of substance, or of thought which you post on these boards. If I were a mod, I wouldn't ban you but I would give you your own play pen where your ill-thought out mind-diarrhea could be released, keeping the splattering away from the better people.

Have a great day.
 
[FnG]magnolia;23049112 said:
There is nothing of value, of substance, or of thought which you post on these boards. If I were a mod, I wouldn't ban you but I would give you your own play pen where your ill-thought out mind-diarrhea could be released, keeping the splattering away from the better people.

Have a great day.
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This coming from a guy whose threads and posts have as much meaning as a child's ramblings, dribble and all. Maybe your carer should strap a man sized bib on you, preventing you from trickling anymore bodily fluids on to your keyboard, as we wouldn’t want you to not to be able to air your insanity as keeping that bottled up would certainly push your over the edge.

If i were a mod, i would allocate you your very own asylum section, where none of your inane, twisted, anime doll hugging, masturbating to cartoons gibberish, would cause us to destroy any more of our valuable brain cells from attempting to make any sense of your posts.

I will, thank you :)
 
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Craterloads said:
This coming from a guy whose threads and posts have as much meaning as a child's ramblings, dribble and all. Maybe your carer should strap a man sized bib on you, preventing you from trickling anymore bodily fluids on to your keyboard, as we wouldn’t want you to not to be able to air your insanity as keeping that bottled up would certainly push your over the edge.

If i were a mod, i would allocate you your very own asylum section, where none of your inane, twisted, anime doll hugging, masturbating to cartoons gibberish, which would stop you from destroying any more of our valuable brain cells from attempting to make any sense of your posts.

I will thank you :)
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I would watch this film.

e: just realised what you did there, with the repetition and word-swapping. Good effort, actually :)
 
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