Time to defrost the Turkey

Geffen · 23 Dec 2006 at 20:18

Remember that your Turkey will take about 30-36 hours to defrost so you probably need to start defrosting it now.

Gilly · 23 Dec 2006 at 20:19

This has been a Public Services Announcement by Geffen courtesy of OcUK forums.

cleanbluesky · 23 Dec 2006 at 20:20

Gilly said:
This has been a Public Services Announcement by Geffen courtesy of OcUK forums.

LMFAO

"andy" · 23 Dec 2006 at 20:23

pffft nuke it in the microwave

Vonhelmet · 23 Dec 2006 at 20:25

andy8271 said:
pffft nuke it in the microwave

[Aturkeylypse time=Now]I love the taste of salmonella in the morning![/Aturkeylypse]

Angus-Higgins · 23 Dec 2006 at 20:30

Wouldn't it depend on the size?

We've got a goose that is pretty big, (too big for the baking tray), at 6.88Kg. We have had to defrost it for ages, and it won't fit in the freezer, so it is taking up a whole shelf of the fridge.

Angus Higgins

Snash · 23 Dec 2006 at 20:34

No problem for me - a 3KG joint of 28 day old rib on the bone beef picked up from the butcher this afternoon

YUM!

Vulcan · 23 Dec 2006 at 20:45

Geffen said:
Remember that your Turkey will take about 30-36 hours to defrost so you probably need to start defrosting it now.

Or, just buy a fresh turkey

greengiant · 23 Dec 2006 at 20:53

nut roast ***

Gilly · 23 Dec 2006 at 20:54

greengiant said:
nut roast ***

Turn the oven off and let it cool down before you sit on it

Biohazard · 23 Dec 2006 at 21:07

Can't wait to glide my hand up a birds rear end again.. brilliant time of year

milkinc13 · 23 Dec 2006 at 21:10

Biohazard said:
Can't wait to glide my hand up a birds rear end again.. brilliant time of year

ROFL

The Pat · 23 Dec 2006 at 21:21

Biohazard said:
Can't wait to glide my hand up a birds rear end again.. brilliant time of year

Some people get to have all the fun.

Aliboy · 23 Dec 2006 at 21:32

Gilly said:
Turn the oven off and let it cool down before you sit on it

Probably the funniest thing I've read in a long long time

Freeman · 23 Dec 2006 at 21:46

Turkeys all stuffed and ready to be eaten tomorrow, haha.

We eat on christmas eve, saves cooking a massive dinner on christmas day. Just eat left overs on christmas day and enjoy it rather than slaving over a hot stove

Vulcan · 23 Dec 2006 at 22:00

Freeman said:
Turkeys all stuffed and ready to be eaten tomorrow, haha.

We eat on christmas eve, saves cooking a massive dinner on christmas day. Just eat left overs on christmas day and enjoy it rather than slaving over a hot stove

Err, but then you have to cook on the 26th

WHAT!!! · 23 Dec 2006 at 22:00

Turkey Twizzlers !!!

Not that i've ever eaten any nor want to

Something you can do is put your turkey in a sink of cold water to defrost faster, it should state this on your instruction, thats if you forget to get it out early enough

Efour · 23 Dec 2006 at 22:57

Defrosting now

servers 11-14 8.6KG THEY say...

Obviously never met me at xmas time, its the only time i say that wearing elastic waist tracksuit type trousers is acceptable.

Gimpymoo · 23 Dec 2006 at 23:22

Efour2 said:
Defrosting now servers 11-14 8.6KG THEY say...

Obviously never met me at xmas time, its the only time i say that wearing elastic waist tracksuit type trousers is acceptable.

Reminds me of that epsiode of Friends when Joey has to get out his "Special Pants".

kibblerok · 23 Dec 2006 at 23:25

Freeman said:
Turkeys all stuffed and ready to be eaten tomorrow, haha.

We eat on christmas eve, saves cooking a massive dinner on christmas day. Just eat left overs on christmas day and enjoy it rather than slaving over a hot stove

who wants to be cooking xmas eve, why not cook it on the 23rd....

..and so on