TimTams are the best biscuits

DrToffnar · 20 Jul 2016 at 09:45

Lotus Biscoff is surely the king?!?! Though I'm a sucker for the chocolate digestive too. I think if it came down to a poll, the Digey would win.

KingOfTheDaves · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:00

DrToffnar said:
Though I'm a sucker for the chocolate digestive too. I think if it came down to a poll, the Digey would win.

Since when has the Tim Henman of biscuits ever won anything?

Spuj · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:10

KingOfTheDaves said:
Since when has the Tim Henman of biscuits ever won anything?

I would have said the Chocolate Digestive is more like Andy Murray, pretty good most of the time and better than a lot of other competitors out there (hobnobs) but not top ranked, Miserable boring mother (the Plain Digestive) and a relatively hot wife (the Caramel Digestive).

Nyvo · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:19

This thread is so disappointing...

Mint Club's are obviously the best biscuit.

Closely followed by Toffypops.

nine_tails · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:19

Damn i love tim tams... i go through almost a box when i get hold of one. Does any one knows where to buy in the UK . I can only see some ebay listings.

BananaDunka · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:27

Lotus biscuits are great dipped in tea. I've lost interest in custard custard creams from tower Gate because they changed the recipe and now they taste like arse.

KingOfTheDaves · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:27

The Novak Djokovic of biscuits are Marks & Spencers 'Fruity Flapjack Cookies' made with Oats, Sultanas and Crack.

marc2003 · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:29

Nyvo said:
Mint Club's are obviously the best biscuit.

Mint clubs aren't even the best club.

Fruit and orange are better.

insane200 · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:32

Its a toss up between Bourbon or Oreo double cream, leaning towards the Oreo.

pastymuncher · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:35

Any variety of Walker's Shortbread for me (wifey works for them). The Homebakes melt in the mouth.

josh_sheffield · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:36

Digestives dipped in milk, or squashed fly biscuits, or hobnobs.

Ace Modder · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:38

Rossi~ said:

This but the dark choc version

DrToffnar · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:42

Spuj said:
I would have said the Chocolate Digestive is more like Andy Murray, pretty good most of the time and better than a lot of other competitors out there (hobnobs) but not top ranked, Miserable boring mother (the Plain Digestive) and a relatively hot wife (the Caramel Digestive).

Aha! A great analogy!

I can't deal with the Caramels. It's just too much biscuit for me. If I can't sit down and finish an entire packet without feeling sick, it doesn't qualify.

Spuj · 20 Jul 2016 at 10:45

DrToffnar said:
Aha! A great analogy!

I can't deal with the Caramels. It's just too much biscuit for me. If I can't sit down and finish an entire packet without feeling sick, it doesn't qualify.

What I like about the Caramels is you can dunk them in your tea/coffee for ages without them breaking apart and falling in your drink unlike some other serious offenders out there (looking at you hobnobs), however yeh they can get a bit much towards the end of the pack

Noxia · 20 Jul 2016 at 11:40

Butterkeks

platypus · 20 Jul 2016 at 11:42

I'm ashamed to say, as a Brit, that I haven't had a biscuit in years.

However, I still know, hand on heart, that the only biscuit for me is a rich tea dunked in tea.

Skeeter · 20 Jul 2016 at 11:44

Feek said:
I'm quite keen on fruit shortcake biscuits. Also known as dead fly biscuits!

Best thing about these is they are like Bounty's or Milky Way's in Celebrations/Heros, in that most people don't like them so there's always loads left

platypus said:
I'm ashamed to say, as a Brit, that I haven't had a biscuit in years.

However, I still know, hand on heart, that the only biscuit for me is a rich tea dunked in tea.

Lies. No Rich Tea has the structural integrity to survive even the slightest dunking!

Warbie · 20 Jul 2016 at 11:51

I'm afraid you're all wrong.

Nyvo · 20 Jul 2016 at 12:12

marc2003 said:
Mint clubs aren't even the best club. Fruit and orange are better.

Theres no place for fruit in biscuits!!