Toilet monster!

[Gackt]

We used to think it was pasta

Who the hell has pasta in their bathroom anyway?

 

[Jofujofu]

We just use a tissue and pull it off

Sorry, but that made me chuckle!

Paul

 

[Biohazard]

It isn't a mushroom its a juvenile Graboid.

I would give that toilet a good cleaning before it decides to take a bite of your old man.

Have you given it a vagina?

 

[Zip]

Have you given it a vagina?

I Loled and snorted

 

[cleanbluesky]

Destroy the monster before it gains human rights!

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

 

[wiltonson]

that's so gross. yuk!

Directed to the pics of OP

 

[Pho]

Have you given it a vagina?

I think your girlfriend needs to see a doctor .

 

[michael baxter]

Peziza domiciliana

This brownish cup fungus surprises people by appearing in their houses, often through cracks in concrete or masonry. It is also found in sandstone and in crumbling building remains, as well as in carpets, plaster, shower stalls, and so on. Peziza domiciliana is not the only species of Peziza that could conceivably grow in such settings, but it is the species that is usually found indoors or in concrete. Identification to a scientific certainty, therefore, requires microscopic analysis (see the list of microscopic features below).

Edibility is not known for Peziza domiciliana; do not experiment.

Description:

Ecology: Saprobic, growing alone or gregariously in indoor settings or outside in garages, concrete rubble, coal bins, sand, and so on; year-round; widely distributed in North America.

Fruiting Body: When young goblet-shaped, with a short stem; in age flattening out to become irregularly saucer-shaped (but usually retaining a depressed center); 2-10 cm wide; upper surface at first whitish, darkening to pale brown, smooth or wrinkled; under surface usually slightly paler; flesh pale, sometimes bruising slowly yellowish; odor not distinctive; often surrounded by whitish mycelium.

Microscopic Features: Spores 11-15 x 6-10 µ; smooth or slightly roughened at maturity; without oil droplets or with 2 small droplets. Asci eight-spored; with blue tips in Melzer's Reagent; up to 250 x 12 µ. Paraphyses slender; septate; with swollen tips.

But is it edible?

 

[Gerard]

Bloody hell how old are the people living in that place? 12 year olds would do a better job of keeping it clean and tidy.

 

[Big.Wayne]

looks tasty, cook it with a few herbs and serve it as relish on your mates burger

Lol glad your not my mate!

we used that when we ran out of paper!!

You wipe you *** with the yellow pages?

You may be brainwashed by these funghi

Cool but weird?

 

[Reesy]

You are sick. (OP) For allowing your house/toilet to get in such a state, ******* disgusting.

 

[rayer]

PLease tell me you have never woken up in that room after a night on the pop !!!

 

[Byron5184]

You wipe you *** with the yellow pages?

Be thankful its the Yellow pages, cause if it was a normal phone book, he'd probably be wiping his *** with your telephone number

 

[Zip]

But is it edible?

From the quote:

Edibility is not known for Peziza domiciliana; do not experiment.

 

[Neoni]

i was eating but not anymore. that bathroom is sick clean up you scruffs.

 

[Stag]

For those slating the OPer, have you ever lived in a uni house comprised of males having to clean for themselves for the first time? I know for a fact the only time the toilets were cleaned in my first year house were when mothers visited!

 

[Rebelius]

last year when I lived in uni accommodation, we had cleaners in twice a week

This year I live with my ex.

 

[KizZ]

 

[iCraig]

Decorate the walls in faeces and boil a kettle full of pee.

You followed my advice then.