Tongue Twister

[puppeteer]

Tell me all your funny tungue twisters

I'm not the pheasant plucker im the pheasant plucker's son, I'm only plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes.

 

[A.N.Other]

Bah that one's easy!

 

[Mat]

Red lorry, yellow lorry

repeat ad nauseum.

 

[kai]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood

 

[J1234]

If a woodchuck could chuck wood,
How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck,
If a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Roberta]

She sells seashells on the seashore.

 

[akirru]

To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan.
But do not buy too big a toboggan!
Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.

 

[Masterdog]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Always make me think of Monkey Island, but I'd never heard the full version of that. Thanks!

 

[jak731]

The cat crept into the crypt, craped and crept out again.

 

[J1234]

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

 

[WillyNelson]

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

It's hard to say slowly!

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
'Til the pheasant plucker comes.

 

[JohnnyG]

Counting duplicate accounts counts.

 

[Phyre]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood

I find the Peter Piper one really difficult, but the woodchuck one relatively easy... I guess it's cause I know the woodchuck one better!

 

[iSam]

If a woodchuck could chuck wood,
How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck,
If a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Thats a classic.

 

[sarutobi]

Its OK you see to go on OcUK

*gets coat*

 

[A.N.Other]

To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan.
But do not buy too big a toboggan!
Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.

That one's good.

 

[greengiant]

If a woodchuck could chuck wood,
How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck,
If a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Don't you mean:

If a woodchuck could chuck wood chucking woodchucks,
how many woodchucks would a woodchuck chucking woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood chucking woodchucks?

I think that makes sense

Also,

I saw a ship in sight.

 

[Blue Cypher]

If a phella met a phella in a field of fitches
Could a phella tell a phella where his belly itches

 

[MobyDick]

Unique, New York, Unique, New York, Unique, New York, Unique, New York, Unique, New York, Unique, New York, Unique, New York, Unique, New York, Unique, New York,