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Top 10 Gun Safety Tips:
10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a hippie or communist.
9. Dumb children may get hold of your gun and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whisky before heading to the range.
6. When unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say, "Excuse me while I whip this thing out."
5. Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else do it for you.
3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could spoil the finish.
2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around shouting, "I have a gun! I have a gun!"
1. And the most important rule of gun safety: Don't **** me off!
K.
10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a hippie or communist.
9. Dumb children may get hold of your gun and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whisky before heading to the range.
6. When unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say, "Excuse me while I whip this thing out."
5. Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else do it for you.
3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could spoil the finish.
2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around shouting, "I have a gun! I have a gun!"
1. And the most important rule of gun safety: Don't **** me off!
K.
