Top ten 'unanswerable' questions....

1 What is the meaning of life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you... and to hear the lamentation of their women!

2 Is there a God?

no
3 Do blondes have more fun?

no
4 What is the best way to lose weight?

dont eat anything at all

5 Is there anybody out there?
certainly

6 Who is the most famous person in the world?
who cares about that

7 What is love?

chemical reactions within the brain
8 What is the secret to happiness?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you... and to hear the lamentation of their women!

9 Did Tony Soprano die?

that i dont know

10 How long will I live?

I will never die
 
7 What is love? Everyone knows it's the moments after vinegar stroke.

Couldn't the telegraph come up with a better list of questions?
 
1 What is the meaning of life?

Spread your DNA ie have kids.

2 Is there a God?
No

3 Do blondes have more fun?
Probably yes.

4 What is the best way to lose weight?
Eat less/better and exercise.

5 Is there anybody out there?
probably

6 Who is the most famous person in the world?
MJ

7 What is love?
oxytocin

8 What is the secret to happiness?
Good wife, family and Money.

9 Did Tony Soprano die?
dont know who he is

10 How long will I live?
Depends on how you live your life and a little bit of luck
 
So scientists have managed to find a reasonable answer to this long standing question, but you feel you have to argue it anyway? Nice ego. :p

Not as much of an ego as the 'scientists' who got paid to research a pointless question. Its hardly reasonable too 'this is a chicken egg. only chickens lay chicken eggs. hence a checken laid it first' xD I jest, but surely they have better things to do with their time.... maybe not.
 
********, logged onto this thread just to be greeted with "did tony soprano die". I'm still on season 3 and working FFS.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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