Torro Rosso STR9 Launch Thread

[GravyMonster]

Due to be launched at the Jerez Circuit at 4.30PM GMT.

Nose looks quite Ferrari-like in this teaser:



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Turns out it's the worst one yet:

 

[Skeeter]

Its 4:32pm...

 

[GravyMonster]

Yeah they seem to be milking it according to the fed up journos on Twitter.

 

[Kevin Clark]

 

[GravyMonster]

*moved pics to OP*

 

[Kevin Clark]

Looks a bit like last years car with a **** on the front

 

[Skeeter]

Wow, the paint scheme on that really does make it look like they have just stuck a ***** on the end of the 2013 car...

Urgh!

 

[leaskovski]

Oh my giddy gawd... Thats the worst one yet!

 

[deuse]

Looks a bit like last years car with a **** on the front

I thought that as well. What a butt ugly car. I just hope the merc has something going for it.

 

[Muffin`]

Jobs you don't want this year: Toro Rosso front jack man

 

[~Mike~]

Definitely the worst so far.

Waiting to see what RBR have come up with, we will find out tomorrow.

 

[Gambisk]

Jobs you don't want this year: Toro Rosso front jack man

I'd be their front jack man over the lotus team. At least if your pointing the right direction the STR will go between the legs, that lotus will just destroy someone's shins, especially so with Maldonardo at the helm.

 

[GravyMonster]

Jobs you don't want this year: Toro Rosso front jack man

That, or the guy who has to polish the dong.

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

Does it go floppy or erect based on the aerodynamic requirements?

 

[DiCe!]

That mings hard.

 

[smr]

Jobs you don't want this year: Toro Rosso front jack man

It is absolutely hideous!

 

[KautoStar]

That's obscene!!

 

[PinkFloyd]

They need to get some Durex sponsorship on that nose...

 

[GravyMonster]

So it looks like Toro Rosso have taken inspiration from our sex toy collections #collaborationopportunity

The marketing men must be overjoyed.

 

[Tweaker]

You wouldn't want to be rear ended by that thing