Touched inappropriately - where do I stand?

Swifty55 · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:13

I'd just left the hardware store after buying some stuff (snips and other tools), stupidly I had them in my pocket. Anyway, I saw my friend so as I was talking to him, these 2 'security guards' decided to tackle us (WTF?). Started saying **** about a mountain bike?

So as I'm there refusing to give in (rightly so, right?) this guy, who I've never met just decides grab my arms. I mean, it wouldn't bother me so much if it wasn't for how he grabbed me, but I'm pretty much sure he also grabbed my balls...

Thank god for the 6 police officers that showed, I dread to think what else might have happened. :eek:

So GD, where do I stand on this matter? Do I press charges?

Gilly · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:15

BoonMonkey · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:16

Go grab his balls.

Bennie-Mac · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:17

Oh I get it.

bJN · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:18

Quite lame and boring. Waste of bandwidth. /lock

Rroff · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:19

Dunno about where you stand but see this post about what not to do http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=23943503&postcount=5

Cosimo · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:20

You should go and stand in the corner.

Castiel · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:20

I would stand further away, that way he won't be able to reach your balls.

DirtyJester · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:20

..on the floor

HecFam · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:20

No, I think the time is twenty minutes past three. I helps me to think when i have a bowl of cereal in the morning.

Woogie · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:22

Swifty55 said:
but I'm pretty much sure he also grabbed my balls...

You mean your not 100% sure if he grabbed your balls? I think i'd know if someone grabbed my balls or not. I sense shenanigans

TehBluebear · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:22

what?

'Harry · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:22

Lol.

This isn't America. Move on.

Firestar_3x · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:23

Woogie said:
You mean your not 100% sure if he grabbed your balls? I think i'd know if someone grabbed my balls or not. I sense shenanigans

Perhaps the op has tiny balls, or they have yet to drop...?

estebanrey · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:23

Woogie said:
You mean your not 100% sure if he grabbed your balls? I think i'd know if someone grabbed my balls or not. I sense shenanigans

Wooooooooooosh!

craaaaaig · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:23

hit him with your keyboard

RoyMi6 · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:24

Boxing stance.

Hussman · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:25

Boxing Stance? 8/

Hussman · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:26

Damn, too slow

Craig1981 · 15 Mar 2013 at 15:26

Sigh -_-