I popped into Leatherhead today and parked the car up a small side street for half an hour. I got back and found a traffic cone on the roof with a note tucked under the wiper written on a folded in half sheet of A4.
The note said.
Why have you parked here when there was a cone on this space.
Thanx to you I have had to pay to park and I leave here. (leave was underlined three times
)
I hope you have a ****y day
Resident of "whatever street it was".
I wrote back to them on the bottom half of the sheet and selotaped it to the cone.
There wasn't a cone here when I parked.
This is a public highway so I can park where ever the **** I want.
Just because you live here doesnt mean you own the road. (live underlined three times)
I am having a wonderful day thanks and your note brought a smile to my face. Idiot.
I appreciate that parking must be a bit of a nightmare for the resident but leaving some filthy cone on my roof was no answer.
The note said.
Why have you parked here when there was a cone on this space.
Thanx to you I have had to pay to park and I leave here. (leave was underlined three times

I hope you have a ****y day
Resident of "whatever street it was".
I wrote back to them on the bottom half of the sheet and selotaped it to the cone.
There wasn't a cone here when I parked.
This is a public highway so I can park where ever the **** I want.
Just because you live here doesnt mean you own the road. (live underlined three times)
I am having a wonderful day thanks and your note brought a smile to my face. Idiot.
I appreciate that parking must be a bit of a nightmare for the resident but leaving some filthy cone on my roof was no answer.