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On his first day, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a ******* cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
The trainee shouted back:
"And do you know who YOU are ******* talking to, you ******* idiot?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.
"Thank **** for that!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.
"Get me a ******* cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
The trainee shouted back:
"And do you know who YOU are ******* talking to, you ******* idiot?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.
"Thank **** for that!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.