TRAMP CIDER!

Robbie G, +1 but I usually drink Strongbow cause I can never find a pub that sells it.

Would anyone know where can you find Westons Stowford press in Bristol?
 
Because if you get cheap ****, just buy a bottle of white spirit (such cheap vodka it can't be called vodka) and some mixers. It'll tasty a million times better and have more alcohol.

after a year off living off the cheapest vodka lidl has to offer this is true.


50% undiluted blackcurrant cordial 50% of pretty much industrial alcohol diluted down =surprisingly good tasting.

Of course you'll need to pee like a horse in 5 minutes and be more dehydrated than you thought possible in 10.

but a second makes you forget about both of those problems :p
 
Frosty Jack or White Ace gets my vote. Tramps are always drinking White Ace around turbo island.

It's rank however, I wonder if they used apples or battery acid...
 
Olde English is my choice of cheap cider. Stongbow tastes like chemicals and I don't think I have ever gone any lower. From what little memory I have White lightning and blackthorn are horrible.
 
Moreless everywhere does it in Bath, and if they don't they do some other(s) instead but still above Blackthorn/Strongbow.

I hate you :p , everywhere I go there is always Blackthorn OR Strongbow (In that order)

Guess I need to go to more of the lesser pubs and see if they sell it
 
Frosty Jacks, some people to used live off the stuff at Aston Uni, it's literally made just down the road from there and I swear the local offies used to pick up directly from the factory. You could find it for £1.50 per 3 litre bottle some places, never seen an apple in its life mind....

Jack.

P.S Also if you open it, DON'T drink it again if it's more than 2 days old, I swear it almost killed my mate :(
 
Three hammers is by far the worst cider ive had. I could just about stomach frosty jacks and the like but this stuff got binned straight away
 
I watched my brother drink 2 3litlre bottles of frosty jacks (i did try to stop him) in one night , projectile vomiting ensued.
Made me laugh soo much uargh...uargh...uargh... barrrrrrrrghhhh.... lmao thatll teach ya.

Dont touch the stuff myself its devil's pee.

myself if im hard up for cash i just go for the tesco brand tins or bottles.

when im flash i love drinking san miguel awesome drink else it's calsberg export also an awesome drink.
 
Cheap cider is rank.
Frosty jack sort of stuff, it's what you drank when you were 12 buying booze with the paper round funds.
Scrumpy jack is probably the best of the lot but it's not majorly cheap.

Grow up and learn to enjoy drinking? Instead of enjoying being drunk, learn to love the whole experience.

In the cider stakes I tend to go for westons organic cider or local stuff.
 
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You want good cider at a good price?
Get Westons Scrumpy Extra Special at Asda.
It knocks crap like Magners and Bulmers for six!
Proper cloudy cider without bubbles, love it!
 
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