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G-MAN2004

G-MAN2004

G-MAN2004

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

:p

EDIT: How did I leave this beauty out?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?



Get in the Batmobile Robin.

HAHA
 
No one likes my jokes :(

15 members of the Navy were recently captured by the Iranians for 'trespassing' in their water. There were 14 men and 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the map.

*not my joke, don't blame me*
 
G-MAN2004 said:
No one likes my jokes :(

15 members of the Navy were recently captured by the Iranians for 'trespassing' in their water. There were 14 men and 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the map.

*not my joke, don't blame me*
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tis quite funny however given what it is based is it is not :D
 
G-MAN2004 said:
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

:p

EDIT: How did I leave this beauty out?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?



Get in the Batmobile Robin.

HAHA
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Boo
get ya coat :P
 
dont worry g-man i like ** batmobile joke :)

although to put it in perspective even though i knew the "special" jokes forums was going to be an underlined word and not a link i still tried to click on it :)
 
EDIT: How did I leave this beauty out?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?



Get in the Batmobile Robin.

HAHA[/QUOTE]

roflmao :D
 
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