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Sonea Fifer

Sonea Fifer

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Three Guys & a Genie

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a
Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the
Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."

Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall
around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside
and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our prec ious
state.

Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries..

The American engineer asks, "I am very curi ous. Please tell me more
about this wall".

The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500
feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's
virtually impenetrable.

Now what is your wish?"

The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

Pooooof!

WORLD PEACE !!
 
The Pat said:
Isn't it a rehash of an older joke? Can't believe I'm the only one to haver heard it. Still funny though. :)
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I think i've heard a similar one, but with the wall around France?
 
Melm0 said:
I think i've heard a similar one, but with the wall around France?
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Heard it with France and Germany as the subject country, think it depends who's annoying us the most at that point in time :D
 
Ok this may not be allowed, plus i stole it off the google joke of the day:

What starts with "c", ends with "t", and means the same as pussy?








Cat!
:o
 
Melm0 said:
Ok this may not be allowed, plus i stole it off the google joke of the day:

What starts with "c", ends with "t", and means the same as pussy?








Cat!
:o
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Now that is funny *replaces msn name*

first one was not however, sorry. :o
 
Will_3rd is showing his age by getting that one ;)

And for those who thought the first one was bad, these are worse :D


He's a dark horse isnt he
Who?
Black Beauty.

I see hes up to his old tricks again.
Who?
Paul Daniels

I hate him he's so a big-headed
Who?
Humpty Dumpty

I only said good morning to him and he went up the wall.
Who?
Spider Man.

Hes got the sack.
Who?
Santa Claus.

Hes an hard faced git
Who?
The man in the iron mask.

He's leaving Friday
Who?
Robinson Crusoe

Lol he's a card he is
Who?
The Jack of Clubs

It's a laugh
What?
That noise you make when you hear something funny

It makes me sick.
What does?
Putting my fingers down my throat.

I just can understand it.
What?
Greek.

It always gets me down!
What?
A parachute!

You know what i cant get over
What?
That 12 foot wall
 
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