Soldato
- Joined
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- On the forest moon Endor
A man wants to go to a school reunion but he has lived too well and gained too much weight. Every diet he has tried has failed and he's moaning about it to a bloke in the bar. The bloke says he has a sure way of losing weight quickly and gives him a card.
At home the man rings the number on the card and is told it costs £250 to lose a guaranteed 10 lbs weight. Being rich, that is nothing to him so he agrees and gives his credit card details over the phone.
Next morning there is a knock at the door and when he opens it, a beautiful young woman comes into the house. She tells him that if he can catch her, he can have sex with her. He chases after her all over the house, eventually catches her and has sex with her. She then tells him to weigh himself and he finds that he has lost 10 lbs.
Pleased with this, he does it twice more and loses another 20 lbs but is school reunion is only a few days away now so he rings the number and asks them if they have a way for him to lose 50 lbs weight in one day. They say they have but don't recommend it. Also it costs £1000. The man is desperate and the money means little to him so he gives his card details.
Next morning there is a knock at the door and when he opens it, there is a huge black man, all of eight foot tall standing there. The man looks down at him, with a big smile on his face and says: "When I catch you white boy, your ass is mine."
At home the man rings the number on the card and is told it costs £250 to lose a guaranteed 10 lbs weight. Being rich, that is nothing to him so he agrees and gives his credit card details over the phone.
Next morning there is a knock at the door and when he opens it, a beautiful young woman comes into the house. She tells him that if he can catch her, he can have sex with her. He chases after her all over the house, eventually catches her and has sex with her. She then tells him to weigh himself and he finds that he has lost 10 lbs.
Pleased with this, he does it twice more and loses another 20 lbs but is school reunion is only a few days away now so he rings the number and asks them if they have a way for him to lose 50 lbs weight in one day. They say they have but don't recommend it. Also it costs £1000. The man is desperate and the money means little to him so he gives his card details.
Next morning there is a knock at the door and when he opens it, there is a huge black man, all of eight foot tall standing there. The man looks down at him, with a big smile on his face and says: "When I catch you white boy, your ass is mine."
