Turn pc into a heater

Being a complete baldy, I find it is more effective to fasten tubing to my nipples using safety pins (sellotape fails with the heat) so that I can point said tubing at my beard.
Any food caught in my beard is kept warm for later consumption. And it evapourates spit when I slaver (as I do regularly).

hmmm.. Bald, beard, sadistic safety pin positioning.... Ah the good old 'Beardy weirdy', i thought that lot were extinct? lol ;)
 
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