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I'm sure this is a recurring thread subject but, you know the sort of thing,
Car tyres squealing on dirt roads.
The unfeasible inability of 8 baddies to shoot machine guns straight at
a single superhero.
Car chases where the laws of physics are abandoned temporarily.
In Soaps the police always arrest people in the middle of
a party in the Vic or the Rovers rather than go to their actual postal address.
No one thinks of the bafflingly simple expedient of locking the door
when they are having illicit sex with their best friend's wife or when
looking for those compromising CCTV pictures on the boss's computer.
Amateur sleuths who are allowed access to police procedures,
personnel, evidence and witnesses and solve crimes that seasoned,
experienced professional detectives have drawn a blank on.
Car tyres squealing on dirt roads.
The unfeasible inability of 8 baddies to shoot machine guns straight at
a single superhero.
Car chases where the laws of physics are abandoned temporarily.
In Soaps the police always arrest people in the middle of
a party in the Vic or the Rovers rather than go to their actual postal address.
No one thinks of the bafflingly simple expedient of locking the door
when they are having illicit sex with their best friend's wife or when
looking for those compromising CCTV pictures on the boss's computer.
Amateur sleuths who are allowed access to police procedures,
personnel, evidence and witnesses and solve crimes that seasoned,
experienced professional detectives have drawn a blank on.